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Old 07-22-2002, 11:13 AM
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Not a JOKE

"Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to
grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's
going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon
as women grow another breast, men will want another hand."

SOUNDS PRETTY PRACTICAL TO ME
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Old 07-22-2002, 11:40 AM
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lol , is this really going to happen i hope it doesnt cus women will look weird with 3 boobs, so i say keep it the way it is(nice avatar mr.t )
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I got a feeling, that’s not the part most guys are going to want to “change” out.













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I got a feeling, that’s not the part most guys are going to want to “change” out.
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Great! Another hand to smack!

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Great! Another hand to smack!

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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o And I was sooooo well behaved this weekend!

does this mean that there will be a demand from women for an extra "slapping" hand?

and can I have an 'extra' pair of eyes in the back of my head,so that I can watch the rugby while still appearing to be paying attention to my wife?
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does this mean that there will be a demand from women for an extra "slapping" hand?
Absolutely! :angel:
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woooohooooo!I LIKE THAT IDEA....get an extra 4 arms and make a decent job of it.....mind you....this concept could make life extremely difficult for lingerie manufacturers...especially if you are able to graft extra limbs/organs etc wherever you like...I am practically deaf in my right ear, cut it off and replace it with.........:o :o :o :o :o .....no,best not even start to go there!
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I am practically deaf in my right ear, cut it off and replace it with.........:o :o :o :o :o .....no,best not even start to go there!
Yes, probably best not! :hehehe:
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Well I did promise myself that Iwouldn't ever ask a lady to 'go down' on me.... .....would I be breaking my own code of conduct if she 'went up' on me instead?:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
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Well I did promise myself that Iwouldn't ever ask a lady to 'go down' on me.... .....would I be breaking my own code of conduct if she 'went up' on me instead?:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
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hmmmmm.A thought just occured to me.....with all these new organs,limbs etc being created,there would probably be a surplus of ,shall we say,'less fortunate' appendages. .

perhaps some worldly-wise and pretty young lady could have one transplanted onto each side of her forehead.......great mood indicator for when she feels like a 'horny devil',retracts discreetly into the hairline when she's not in the mood........and a nice warm pair of c's or d's grafted to the shoulder blades would top the effect off nicely
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because it's damn cool
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