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07-21-2002, 05:37 PM
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Funny stuff.............
...most of which the women here will enjoy more....
 Q: Why do women fake orgasm? A: Because men fake foreplay Q: How do men exercise at the beach? A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: What men know about women Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One...men will screw anything Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch Q: Why don't men eat more M & M's? A: They are too hard to peel. Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay? A: A half hour of begging. Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? A: He's breathing Q: Why are blond jokes so short? A: So men can remember them Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know - it's never happened. Q: What's a man's idea of housework? A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this Q: How do men define a 50/50 relationship? A: We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home." Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery. Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness? A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f*** off! Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? A: Dating children. Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball? A: A guy will actually search for a golfball. Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blow job. Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony? A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts. Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony? A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts....... Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: Cough, gag, choke, etc. Q: What did One gay sperm say to another? A: How do we find an egg in all of this sh*t? Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it? Q: What's the definition of Trust? A: Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
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07-21-2002, 06:26 PM
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hahaha! :hehehe:
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07-21-2002, 11:36 PM
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I'm amazed! You found some jokes I hadn't heard yet!
 Those were all too enjoyable  :hehe: :hehehe:
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07-22-2002, 07:35 AM
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Quote:
 :hehehe: u can think that if ya want 
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07-22-2002, 07:37 AM
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hehe lol thats hilarious rag, man great jokes
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