What is your favorite quotes?

CivicType-R · #1 08-15-2001, 09:05 AM

mine is listed in my signature on all of my posts

thaa · #2 08-15-2001, 11:30 AM

the movies "snatch" and "lock, stock and two smoking barrels", all of them...

Porsche · #3 08-15-2001, 10:17 PM

Ah, those are great. I like yours to Civic Type R. I can't pick a favourite at the moment, well there is one from AP2, "How bout' I give you a spoon so you can eat my Ass!"

YogsVR4 · #4 08-15-2001, 10:56 PM

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates

"I've never seen so god damn many indians!" - Custer

"I'll have another marin...... what the hell was that?" - pilot of the exxon valdese

"There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preperation" - unknown

hermunn123 · #5 08-15-2001, 11:03 PM

Quote:

the movies "snatch" and "lock, stock and two smoking barrels", all of them...

"zee Germans are coming" i love those movies. guy ritchie is awesome. also, pulp fiction. got some sweet quotes in there. office space was good. dumb and dumber had funny ones. tommy boy, black sheep, anything w/farley and spades. adam sandler movies. i can't think of anymore right now....

CivicType-R · #6 08-15-2001, 11:57 PM

- "why dont you just go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

-" a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isnt a kiss with out some tounge, so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tounge some exercise"

- "so let me get this straight?....your name is gaylord focker???"
(meet the parents)

-" hey ive got nipples focker, could you milk me?"
(meet the parents)

-"price is wrong bitch"
(happy gilmore)

trust me ill post more later....

Moppie · #7 08-16-2001, 08:46 AM

"God is dead"

Said first by Hegel, made famous and clarified by Nietzsche.

IntegraTypeR · #8 08-16-2001, 02:25 PM

hahahahaha man civic type-r those r fukin funny man u have to post more. man i cant think of any now though.

CivicType-R · #9 08-16-2001, 04:26 PM

heres one for now i dont have much time ---

" its like waarmmm apple pie"...
(american pie )

Jemo · #10 08-16-2001, 04:30 PM

-Where the white women at?- (Blazing Saddles)

DVSNCYNIKL · #11 08-16-2001, 04:43 PM

Smart Ass Remarks for all Occasions:

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be... ?
Do I look like a f--king people person?
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You!... Off My Planet!
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me again?
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnF--k you!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
I plead contemporary insanity.
And which dwarf are you?
Don't you know that foreplay doesn't count unless it involves your final destination?

DVSNCYNIKL · #12 08-16-2001, 04:46 PM

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they
go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'm not just a gardener; I'm a Plant Manager.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never tell everything
you know.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good
with ketchup.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

CivicType-R · #13 08-17-2001, 12:35 AM

man those are awesome rotflmao

MBTN · #14 08-17-2001, 10:54 AM

"Better to reign in hell then to serve in heaven."
"Winning isn't everything, it's everything"
"If you're not fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with enthusiasm"
"Eat my shorts"
"D'oh!"

primera man · #15 08-18-2001, 05:25 AM

It doesn't matter if your a "king" or a "road side sweeper"....sooner or later........... your gonna dine with the REAPER !!!!

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