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"How do you get back into society?"
"Up your ass."
"Remember that your life in prison is like a dog in a box. What you've got to do is make the dog bigger than the box. Not in a bad way like a mad wolf in a match box but more like a giant. A well behaved giant in a kleenex box. Your aim is to place that dog in the lap of the govenor, thats the evil part of you, with a smile as you leave."
"Thanks to the news dwarf."
"My pleasure Chris."
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05-03-2006, 06:49 PM
