Give me an "S" Give me a "C" Give me an "A"....

[thecackster]

... Give me an "M" SCAM SCAM SCAM!!!
This is what I got in reply to a car ad that i have posted on collectorcartrader.com. He asked my bottom price and i told him, this is his responce.....

" Thanks for your reply,my customer is so much impressed with the condition of your vehicle,he can't wait to see the vehicle parked in his garage.Am very glad to inform you that i have concluded with my customer based on payment before he travelled to london for energy conference this morning.He is an oil drill supervisor so he consider it important to attend the conference.He instructed me to inform you that your payment will get to you in a certified cashiers check of $11,000usd earlier made out by him,which is a refund payment of a cancelled order and it result due to when the pickup agent went for collection of some goods my customer paid for, he noticed some fault/damages in it,So that made my customer filed in for a refund of his funds. So the funds $11,000usd will cover the cost of your vehicle and all other neccessary exepences(tax,shipping and pickup).So when you recieved the money you are required to deduct the cost of your vehicle which is $6,200usd and send the remaining balance $4,800usd to the pickup/shipping agent via INTERNATIONAL MONEY GRAM TRANSFER,Whose information will be sent to you when neccesary and the transfer charges are required to be deducted from the remaining balance after you have deducted the cost of your vehicle.You have to do the transfer in time to enable the pickup/shipping agent to play their role in this transaction as planned and it will enable him to do all the neccesary paperwork and offset shipping charges and other related important charges required. When the payment package have gotten to you and the balance has been sent to the pickup agent,The pickup agent will come to your location to test drive and pickup the vehicle while the tittle has to be send to my customer via courier service and the courier service expences and any other commission will take care of by the pickup agent. you can see that every thing has been planned for,so you need not to bother yourself for the pickup arrangement.
PLEASE CONFIRM THIS AND PROVIDE YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY.
IT INCLUDE:
1.Your full legal name
2.Address
3.Phone number
NB:your payment will be delivered to you via courier service and this transaction requires prompt/frequent response.
God Bless you"

Any one else agree he can go F-himself? I can't believe this guy.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

yeah, it happens way to much.

[KustmAce]

i thought this thread was gonna be about this

[2.2 Straight six]

they crabs or something?

[thecackster]

HAHAHAHA!!!! scabies....

[fredjacksonsan]

Yeah, I had a vehicle on autotrader.com, and got at least 6 or 7 of those from different people. I played with them for awhile, they disappeared when I called them on it.

[Mr Wiggl3s]

Message him back and say "Any old money order from a bank, or post office, or anything like that will do. Since i dont own a computer i can not take money over the internet" If he sends you the money, keep it.

[Igovert500]

LMAO.

I love how these idiots can't even type at a third grade reading level.

I say screw with him.

Tell him, you'd love to go through with the transaction, you just need his bank info, home address, birthday, mother's maiden name, wife's measurements, and picture of his first born.

[RickwithaTbird]

^^^^ thats funny in theory. But they will just send another stupid message like.....

Thaks for your reply in accord to your intrenet advert, seller. I customer need addres nd name for shipping info fro check payable. I am very intrested in the purchase of your item.

[Jimster]

I thought you were going to end it with "Give me a T"







Europe corrupted me.

[-Davo]

Hey, at least you didn't go through with the deal and after you got fucked over find out it was a scam!

[KatWoman097]

You can't do anything anymore without people trying to scam you. You can't even do an autotrader ad now without people calling you and saying they can help boost your sale with additional advertising

[alfonso2501]

Is this another Nigerian Scam?