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#1
07-19-2002, 11:28 AM
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here is a joke, a quote, and a riddle
Joke of the Day
A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce. He asks, Any grounds? Woman: yeah, about 2 acres. Lawyer: Do you have a grudge ? Woman: No, we have a car port. Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning ? Woman: No,I get up before him. Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don't you want a divorce ? Woman: No, my husband wants it...he says he can't communicate with me ! Daily Quip "I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out." Daily Brain Bender If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole? hope u like them  
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War doesnt determine who is right but only who is left (think about that) 
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07-19-2002, 11:58 AM
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Not bad Ando! I'll give you two :finger: up!
j/p  They were actually funny :hehe::hehe: And you didn't diss the lawyer so they are even better!
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07-19-2002, 01:30 PM
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y is it bad to diss lawyer's or,is like your parents lawyer's man?
thanx for saying its funny
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07-19-2002, 01:50 PM
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no there is no such thing as a half hole
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07-19-2002, 01:57 PM
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Quote:
http://ccrma-www.stanford.edu/~jos/w...OLE_MODEL.html
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#7
07-19-2002, 02:06 PM
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haha lol i retract my earlier statment lol
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#8
07-19-2002, 03:09 PM
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO MANY NUMBERS!
 No, actually I want to be a defense attorney and it seems based on Panda's point of view that I'm moving to the bottom of the food chain. I don't really care if you do.......just thought it was cool for a lawyer to be in a joke and not be the joke
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07-19-2002, 03:39 PM
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oh ok, i will make fun of lawyers, but when u become a lawyer ill make jokes with u in them and u making fun of others ok does that sound good man?
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Sounds good then! 
