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07-18-2002, 08:27 PM
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Dear Abby Stumpers
DEAR ABBY STUMPERS
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?
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07-18-2002, 09:43 PM
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07-18-2002, 10:29 PM
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hahaha hilarious! :hehehe:
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07-19-2002, 01:09 AM
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Some of those people need to be put out of their misery...
 Others just need to be laughed at!!!
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07-19-2002, 03:47 PM
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Someone need to tell them that there is a special place for them and two big guys in white will privately escort you there
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