New Virus

[KatWoman097]

Did a search, didn't see anything so here goes:

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else,
via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

[2.2 Straight six]

heh...

[Igovert500]

hehe, and I thought this would be about the Mumps taking over Idaho

[93rollaracer]

Quality.

[BleedDodge]

I like to go to work though. I would get too bored if I stayed at home all day, on here.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by KatWoman097

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

hah i liked that part best. i loved my job until they fired me for taking a month off to work on school since they had been giving me way too many hours.

[Damien]

awesomeness

[FlippiN.af]

Numero Uno...thread to make me laugh for the day/nite..