orange tanned hoes

[Lownslow]

i felt like slapping one of those faux tan paris hilton bitches today we were on a park bench talking in spanish with some friends and this bitch out of nowhere says you mexicans should really go back to where you came from and were like "were not mexicans you dipshit" she got all pissed and called her wuss boyfriend over he tried to act hard but you could easily tell in his voice he was scared hes like "lets go" she was pissed that he wasnt go do anything to us and got mad at him then continued walking away from us. one of my friends got up and yelled "next time get a real tan not a shit smear" her boyfriend tried to do one of those im coming for you runs but stopped in his tracks when he realized that my friend started walking in his direction. man what a day.

[vinnym86]

o fuck, i know what u mean. i seriously can't even find those broads attractive anymore cuz too many of them are exactly what you've described. don't worry, one day i'm just ognna snap and end up driving a glass shard in their jugular... all of them.

[Rally Sport]

I would've slapped her.. just because itd be funny and random as hell for her since she would've never seen it coming.

[NintyNineZ]

Or just wait until her bf gets there so you can hit em' both with one blow.
(2 swings just costs too much well earned energy).

[quteasabutton]

stupid fakebake bitches. i've only done it a few times to get a base tan before i went to mexico but that was it. i've seen girls whose skin has sunspots, is rubbery and the most disgusting, unnatural color ever. i just keep telling myself it's ok i'm not very tan, cuz i won't have wrinkles and sagging skin by the time i'm 20. so i'll be a MILF instead. lol and people who discriminate like that need to be slapped too. or to punish her more just take away her tanning membership!

[driftinggrifter2]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

I would've slapped her.. just because itd be funny and random as hell for her since she would've never seen it coming.

Hell yea. Then when that dipshit started to try to run I would of ran right at him. triffling ass people.

[Nicole8188]

Everyone thinks that because I'm from the Keys I'm supposed to be this golden bronze goddess.

In reality, I'm very pale...I used to mind, but now I don't anymore because I'm not going to look like I'm 60 when I'm 30.

I can't stand it when you see girls in the middle of December and they look like Oompa-loompas because they're so fake orangey. Bleh.

[BleedDodge]

I want more stories like that.

[driftinggrifter2]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

In reality, I'm very pale...I used to mind, but now I don't anymore because I'm not going to look like I'm 60 when I'm 30.
.

Thats not really true. I've been a beach bum since I was born. In Va, Ms, and Fl and I can't even buy a movie from walmart without getting carded.

[Rally Sport]

Didnt know you were 30..

[driftinggrifter2]

25 but alot of people down here think I'm 18 or younger. My brother doesnt get carded and he's younger than be by 3yrs.

[2.2 Straight six]

i don't go tanning, i go to spain every year but i don't lay out or anything. i go swimming and such, but always use good sun-cream. i get tanned but not excessively.

there's one at my college, she's a total bitch too. i hate the way some of them act like they're the hottest thing around. she has a really big, wide, flat ass. wide shoulders and a peanut head. then she says shit to my friend that i'm in love with one of my friends, on the basis "they sat on a bench together."

which brings me to the "ooooh i'm hard" guys, if you're not hard then don't try and start shit. there's one guy in my college, in english he kept talking over me untill i clearly said, in front of everyone. "Reshil, you're a prick." then he does the hard-man act but nothing comes of it.

sorry for the hijack, they piss me off too.

[sickpuppyz]

yeah i know if your going to be such a hardass you gotta be able to back it up. its so annoying

[Knifeblade]

[ so i'll be a MILF instead. lol and people who discriminate like that need to be slapped too. or to punish her more just take away her tanning membership![/quote]

Once you MILF, post your website.

[Lownslow]

we saw them again today they were walking across the street from the park we saw them they were moving and shakin i never seen anyone walk that fast before and there was only 2 of us that time