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Older, but funny.
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my 4 cylinder can beat up 8 cylinders ( just not yours luos or LS1's becasue LS1= god )

kinda funny, but kinda uninformed. i don't didn't think any comedian would have the balls to use car jokes becasue the average joe doesnt' know anything about it to know whats the humor behind it.

but i have to knit pick his joke alittle. that eclipse yes its a POS RS but its suppose to be a GSX which is AWD so he got that wrong. next the whole 4 cylinders of power, well hes obviously never seen a fast 4 cylinder powered car, and then he makes fun of their mufflers and start calling our cars loud. i'm sorry but harleys and all the v8's are waaay louder then my car.

maybe i can educate him with some clips of my buddies 10- 11 second 240's. or 8 second supras and 9 second evo's
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I know.
I don't exactly agree with everything he said....but that is because I know better.
And he may too...but he was looking for the funny side of it.
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Rposte teh oldness
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^(what Luos said) Exactly, over half the stuff comedians talk about isnt true whether it be a story, a fact, etc. The just use it to get laughs. Because if most of these guys started telling stories about the actual life they would get boo'd off like it was amateur night at the Apallo.
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I know.
I don't exactly agree with everything he said....but that is because I know better.
And he may too...but he was looking for the funny side of it.
The weedwacker part was funny
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i always thought the main purpose of comedians was so that they can complain and make it funny. i always see truth behind what most comedians have to say.
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^^^ Behind every joke there is a bit of truth.
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I thought the sticker part was funny... mainly just the part when he says "Retard"
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Rposte teh oldness
Wasn't sure if it had been posted or not...

But that is the reason I mentioned it was older. Covering my own ass so I don't look like too big of an idiot.
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now wait guys, we cant knit pick here. its stand up for gods sake. thats like watching south park and pointing out everything thats not true.
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what south park is not real? screw south park its all about Aqua Teens Hunger Force!!! best show in the planet!!
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^^^ Behind every joke there is a bit of truth.
What about the one about the guy that went all the way to Europe for a Bavarian Cream Pie? Sorry I had to.

9th gear LOL! They shift so many times in F&F.
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What about the one about the guy that went all the way to Europe for a Bavarian Cream Pie? Sorry I had to.

Another Seinfeld classic.
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my 4 cylinder can beat up 8 cylinders ( just not yours luos or LS1's becasue LS1= god )

and then he makes fun of their mufflers and start calling our cars loud. i'm sorry but harleys and all the v8's are waaay louder then my car.
I call BS on your post there Tat.....my V8 isnt loud

and just wondering If the LS1= God then whats the LS7=...?
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