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Old 07-16-2002, 12:11 PM
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what if condoms had corporate sponsers

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI: For friends and family
Doublemint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
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Old 07-16-2002, 12:39 PM
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Good try there Ando!

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Ouch! That's brutal (Hummer and DVS). It's new to me.
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This picture is waaaaay older than the joke!!!!!
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sorry i just saw it for the first time today and i thought it was funny i didnt know every one else had already seen it, and ya that pic is really old but still kinda funny
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I hadn't seen it before!
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This picture is waaaaay older than the joke!!!!!
Looks like im busted
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I see no tyre companies there........lots of opportunities,,get a grip in the wet,deep grooves for better traction..etc..


AND how about...support recycling,buy the new 'recycled condom'radials...there are at least 365 in a Goodyear!
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seen it already...
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first time I seen it... good un
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hahahah, oh thats great

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
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