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07-16-2002, 12:11 PM
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what if condoms had corporate sponsers
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life! AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone. Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands! Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border. MCI: For friends and family Doublemint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter. Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta is ready when you are. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United. The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before. |
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07-16-2002, 12:39 PM
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07-16-2002, 01:10 PM
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? 
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07-16-2002, 02:03 PM
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Good try there Ando!
If you try to fail.......then you succeded with flying colors! :toothless:
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Ouch! That's brutal (Hummer and DVS). It's new to me.
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07-16-2002, 07:51 PM
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sorry i just saw it for the first time today and i thought it was funny i didnt know every one else had already seen it, and ya that pic is really old but still kinda funny
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07-16-2002, 10:25 PM
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I hadn't seen it before!
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I see no tyre companies there........lots of opportunities,,get a grip in the wet,deep grooves for better traction..etc..
AND how about...support recycling,buy the new 'recycled condom'radials...there are at least 365 in a Goodyear!  |
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07-17-2002, 04:58 AM
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seen it already...
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first time I seen it...
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hahahah, oh thats great
Ford Condoms: The best never rest. you know it :bandit:
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