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Old 04-18-2006, 02:20 PM
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Talking Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

A man is driving along a highway

and sees a rabbit jump out

across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,

but unfortunately

the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,

a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

pulls over and gets out to see

what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay,

the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful

that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman

driving down the highway

sees a man crying on the

side of the road

and pulls over.

She steps out of the car

and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," !

he explains,

"I accidentally hit this rabbit

and killed it."

The blonde says,

"Don't worry."

She runs to her car

and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,

bends down,

and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up,

waves its paw at the two of them

and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops,

turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,

turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again,

until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?

What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around

so that the man can read the label.

It says..





(Are you ready for this?)









(Are you sure?)





(This is bad!)





(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)





(You know you could just click off

and not read the punch line....)



(You can still delete it)





(You know you're gonna be sorry)






(Last chance)






(OK, here it is)







It says,





"Hair Spray -

Restores life to dead hair,

and adds permanent wave."

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Old 04-18-2006, 02:23 PM
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

lol.. old, but still a good one!
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

lol....i cant believe i actually laughed.
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

ooh man, that had me laughing like nothing else. almost fell off the chair.

thanks tonio, made my day.
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Old 04-18-2006, 03:09 PM
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

hahaha, i laughed even harder because of all the warnings, lol
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:54 PM
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

this joke is true. blondes can do ANYTHING. we're just magically extra special like that. go us
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Old 04-18-2006, 05:37 PM
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

Another funny...
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

This is an awesome joke..
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

My neighbors next door just pounded on the wall to get me to shut up. That was qutie possibly the most horrible thing ever but damn that was funny.
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

im too tired to laugh or even comprehend what i read, but i think somewhere deep deep deep deep inside of me...

a chuckle formed.

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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

That was awesome.
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

ZING!!! omg i love it
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

i giggled but didn't want to wake up my roommate. i've heard worse, way worse, try sitting through one of my chem classes and you'll hear at least 2 per class. the only reason i laugh at them is because they're so rediculously bad, you wonder why the hell anyone came up with it.
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

Thanks folks, I'm here all weak (get it?! )
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Re: Possibly my best (worst) yet!!

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hahaha, i laughed even harder because of all the warnings, lol
The warnings really helped out...

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