thievin' bitch

tubjub · #1 04-17-2006, 10:22 AM

alright look...

i am gettin kinda tired of my friends sister... like really tired. and i'm at my wits end for shit to get her back with.

she has constantly stolen money...cigarettes.... and a few other unmentionable things.

and to top it off she had a flat tire the other day and she blamed it on us (when we had nothing to do with it) sooo.. she decided to put a nice screw into my friends tire and caused us to have a flat.

sooo. my friend got her once already. he dumped a whole gallon of anti-freeze into her engine. and from past experiences i know that anti-freeze when combined with oil creates a nasty sludge and a form of a liquid abrasive which does wonders for wiping out the bottom end, i've seen it done.

i know nobody in here really advocates the destruction of another persons car but i wanna get this bitch back bad....

i don't know... maybe i should just let it go ?

quteasabutton · #2 04-17-2006, 12:25 PM

well it's a girl, so you need to think girl strategy, not guy strategy. guys are most hurt when you attack their cars. for girls, it's their image. one of the nastier things i've seen done to a girl was some people got her drunk and when she passed out, they cut off ALL her hair. keep this in mind, the longer a girl's hair, the more attached to it she probably is. i'll let you use your judgement on if something that cruel is necessary

tubjub · #3 04-17-2006, 01:11 PM

ha... i would have expected such an answer from another girl. lol (not that its a bad thing)

only problem is... this girl is kinda manly and she doesn't come around much. but if we fuck her car up she's fucked period.

i dunno. its bad that i think this way but its amazing what one will do when pushed to the edge.

fredjacksonsan · #4 04-17-2006, 03:04 PM

Don't give her the opportunity to steal anything from you.

I've found that not paying attention to someone that really needs it works pretty good.

imtheoneandonlyD · #5 04-17-2006, 03:08 PM

Fuck up her car and she can buy a new one. Fuck her up and she has to walk around looking stupid for awhile, during this time people will point and laugh.

I would go with number 2.

fredjacksonsan · #6 04-17-2006, 03:14 PM

Agreed.....the cutting off of the hair is a really, really good idea. Invite her to the party. Get her unconscious. Take pictures. Post them here!!

2.2 Straight six · #7 04-17-2006, 04:47 PM

shave her head, as said before, then spray paint it! or like do a stencil or something. i dunno. if i was in your position i'd just shoot her.

tubjub · #8 04-17-2006, 06:39 PM

well she had that flat tire... then flattened her brothers (my friends) tire in return... (brand new tires btw) then smeared mud all across the hood with her bare hands and it scratched the fuck out of the clear coat... then sugared the gas tank... the check engine light is now on... i'm sure that's gonna be expensive. but who knows. i don't know and he doesn't know what to do. there's not much we can do short of the finger being pointed directly at us

quteasabutton · #9 04-17-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tubjub

well she had that flat tire... then flattened her brothers (my friends) tire in return... (brand new tires btw) then smeared mud all across the hood with her bare hands and it scratched the fuck out of the clear coat... then sugared the gas tank... the check engine light is now on... i'm sure that's gonna be expensive. but who knows. i don't know and he doesn't know what to do. there's not much we can do short of the finger being pointed directly at us

what a stupid bitch. i'm voting twice for my own idea, shave her head!

Rally Sport · #10 04-17-2006, 06:55 PM

Yeah she'd already be shot and have her head neatly infront of a plate hanging highly on my wall if she did that crap to my car..

But anyway since you're not homocidal, i'd go with fucking up her car.. nice thing to do is just cut a line off inside the hood that is needed to start the car up.. I forgot what it was called but without this part being hooked up the car will just sit there and crank but not turn over. But do that after she's unconcious at the party and after you have shaved her head..

skibum1111 · #11 04-17-2006, 06:55 PM

Get some heavy wire ties. Very heavy wire ties. If her car is rwd wrap them around the drive shaft leaving ends sticking out about 4 inches or so. If its a fwd car wrap them around the cv shaft near the transmission, make sure they aren't going to hit any hoses or anything. Hide in the bushes, don't giggle too much and listen to the racket it makes when she drives off. The best part of it is its not something most people will think of

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tubjub · #12 04-17-2006, 07:02 PM

well its good for starters.

BleedDodge · #13 04-17-2006, 08:03 PM

I think it's probably bad enough that you put antifreeze in the motor. I would and could do many things to get someone back, but I just couldn't do that to someone.

Rally Sport · #14 04-17-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedDodge

I think it's probably bad enough that you put antifreeze in the motor. I would and could do many things to get someone back, but I just couldn't do that to someone.

I would only if they messed with my car though.. an eye for an eye.. and an arm or 2..

BleedDodge · #15 04-17-2006, 08:23 PM

For a flat tire? That's like a head for a fingernail if anything.

Just ask the guy in the engine swap stress release thread.

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