Shopping @Target

[tonioseven]

A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he
realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if
she
could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?
"The customer replied that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him
and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size,
and he stated that he
didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick
feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized
condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he
told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said
he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter,
gave him a quick
squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...










"Cleanup, Register 5"

[quteasabutton]

haha

[Rally Sport]

Whoa.. that was quick.

[L-Spec]

Hahaha, awesome.

[Jet-Lee]

Hahaha

[sidewayzS13]

funny, jokes about premature ejaculation are always funny like what happened to the teenager in the movie Mystery Alaska

[highteknology]

Originally Posted by sidewayzS13

funny, jokes about premature ejaculation are always funny like what happened to the teenager in the movie Mystery Alaska

yeah, that was hilarious in the movie. the joke made my Monday also.

[vinnym86]

hahaha...gross.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

lol, whoops.

[1986Z28]

lol...

[2.2 Straight six]

mna, that's a good one. tonio's back!

[FlippiN.af]

That was funny...


Thanks for the laugh..

[kicker1_solo]

Lol

[Muscletang]

Repost?

Still funny though. We've all been there and I'm still embarrissed from my first time I "rushed things." The girl said, "I can't wait to cuddle with you this weekend." I had to hang up the phone right there and run to the bathroom.

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

The girl said, "I can't wait to cuddle with you this weekend." I had to hang up the phone right there and run to the bathroom.

That was funnier than the subject of this thread!!