gotta problem...ask the english agony uncle

[bonedavid]

send me your problems and i will give you my advice..in a good old fashioned down to earth english manner.

who's first???

[TerminalVelocity]

how do I find a woman who isnt psyco, will love me forever, is my age, is mature, has a job, dosent need to be clingin on me 24/7, wants to be hangin with me, is hot and asian?

[bonedavid]

Originally Posted by TerminalVelocity

how do I find a woman who isnt psyco, will love me forever, is my age, is mature, has a job, dosent need to be clingin on me 24/7, wants to be hangin with me, is hot and asian?

in your dreams pal..coz she dont exist in the real world.

sorted...next!!!

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by bonedavid

in your dreams pal..coz she dont exist in the real world.

sorted...next!!!

How can we get newbies to not be stupid?

[Oz]

Why don't you throw out some examples of previous problems you have solved to build some credibility. Then I will tell you about the problems I've been having in the bedroom with an African Midget with a gimpy leg...I've said too much already.....

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by Oz

Why don't you throw out some examples of previous problems you have solved to build some credibility. Then I will tell you about the problems I've been having in the bedroom with an African Midget with a gimpy leg...I've said too much already.....

You just forgot to fully inflate her. Its okay, happens to everyone from time to time.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by TerminalVelocity

how do I find a woman who isnt psyco, will love me forever, is my age, is mature, has a job, dosent need to be clingin on me 24/7, wants to be hangin with me, is hot and asian?

i'm everything you listed but asian. so in short, i'm perfect for you. how about you come over now for some real cuddling, none of that cyber stuff from before

and my problem --> how do i find a guy who isn't at least 6 years older than me who cares about me and likes my personality and not just my body. i want a guy who is interested in having a relationship, not just hooking up every weekend. mature, not weird, with a job and a car is also highly preferable. if ur such an expert find me a hottie with those qualities.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by bonedavid

in your dreams pal..coz she dont exist in the real world.

sorted...next!!!

AMAZING ADVICE! You my friend, are the greatest!! Tell us more oh wise one!!! Tell us ALL about relationships and how we should handle them!!!!

[balls_to_the_wall]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

i'm everything you listed but asian. so in short, i'm perfect for you. how about you come over now for some real cuddling, none of that cyber stuff from before

and my problem --> how do i find a guy who isn't at least 6 years older than me who cares about me and likes my personality and not just my body. i want a guy who is interested in having a relationship, not just hooking up every weekend. mature, not weird, with a job and a car is also highly preferable. if ur such an expert find me a hottie with those qualities.

Names Ryan, I'm currently a Freshman at Kansas State University in Electrical Engineering. Its nice to meet ya, you interested in going out to dinner friday night??

Might be a little lacking in the *hottie* dept, not much though. I've got a truck and a job also... sooooo....

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by bonedavid

send me your problems and i will give you my advice..in a good old fashioned down to earth english manner.

who's first???

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by balls_to_the_wall

Names Ryan, I'm currently a Freshman at Kansas State University in Electrical Engineering. Its nice to meet ya, you interested in going out to dinner friday night??

Might be a little lacking in the *hottie* dept, not much though. I've got a truck and a job also... sooooo....

mm dinner sounds lovely, where are you taking me? PM me if you wanna talk

and muscletang, there is no hope for you. sorry..but no. hehe

[balls_to_the_wall]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

mm dinner sounds lovely, where are you taking me? PM me if you wanna talk

and muscletang, there is no hope for you. sorry..but no. hehe

If you come down here to kansas, I'll take you out to a nice candle lit dinner at an Italian place...

(only catch is you gotta drive 1k miles... lol)

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

1- No, try ruphies or chloroform(sp? on both)
2-Who knows, thats shits tricky
3-Be glad you dont have to kick her out.

[vinnym86]

muscletang, 2)...if you haven't found it yet, just give up, lol
j/k, google's ur friend, i guess.

Originally Posted by imtheoneandonlyD

1- No, try ruphies

Ruphies!! , oh man, that brings back some stories, lol.

[MonsterBengt]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

1. You know its Absinth.
2. Why would you care?
3. Pretend its a pie.