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Old 04-11-2006, 07:16 PM
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After their 11th child, a Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was to expensive. "A less costly alternative", said the doctor,"is to go home, get a cherry bomb."(fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can and then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10" The Alabamian said to the doc, " I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me", said the doctor. So the man went home lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. he held the can up to his ear and bega to count 1 2 3 4 5 at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

this procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, tennessee, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

This is a portion of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
Femal Interviewer: So general, what things are you going to teach these youn boys when they visit your base?
General: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?
General: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
Interviewer: Dont you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching them?
General: I don't see how. We will be teaching them the proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
Interviewer:But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
General: well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you'r not one, are you?
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

as soon as i read the punchline on the first one, i literally slapped my forehead, lol
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

the second one killed me
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hahahah, good stuff!
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Old 04-11-2006, 09:56 PM
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

first was great, second one did nothing for me.
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

the first was good. the second one was pretty clever, i think i heard it somewhere but cant remember where. it reminds me of something churchill would say. something like: "If i was your wife i'd poison you" "madam, if i was your husband i'd take it."
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silly rednecks.....
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lol wtf
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

lol, both are good
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

2nd one is good
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

2nd one was great! that'd definitely get you a slap in the face!

heard the first one many times
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Both are very good.
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Re: not really kind of funny maybe

loved the first one....i'm scared of cherry bombs now but i still loved it
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