Virus warning!!!

[ragt20]

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>>Virus Warning
>>
>>You should all be aware of this.....
>>
>>If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete
>>it IMMEDIATELY.
>>Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
>>It will not only erase
>>everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
>>anything on disks
>>within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the
>>strips on ALL of your
>>credit cards. It changes your cash card pin number,
>>screws up the tracking
>>on your video and uses subspace field harmonics to
>>scratch any CD's you
>>attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial
>>to call only sex
>>chat-line numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into
>>your fish tank.
>>IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
>>SHOWERING.
>>It will drink ALL your beer.
>>
>>FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
>>
>>It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when
>>you are expecting
>>company. It will replace your shampoo with battery
>>acid and your battery
>>acid with petrol, all the while dating your current
>>boy/girlfriend behind
>>your back and billing their sordid hotel rendezvous to
>>your visa card.
>>It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
>>things in a way that is
>>only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite
>>your backup files,
>>changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
>>incorporating
>>undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
>>interpretations of key
>>sentences.
>>It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
>>dryer plugged in
>>dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will ring your
>>Gran's doorbell,
>>then
>>run away before she gets there. It will also refill
>>your skimmed milk with
>>whole milk.
>>******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
>>And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
>>seconds you'll fart so hard
>>that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out
>>in front of you,
>>sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
>>you.
>>Send to everyone ...
>>In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
>

I was soooo pleased when I got this! I HATE those hoax ones!!!

[taranaki]

*OPENS ADDRESS BOOK*
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND
CUT/PASTE/SEND

ETC.:finger: :finger:

[Damien]

*Looks at everyones e-mail address in AF*

[DVSNCYNIKL]

[YellowMaranello]

*whew* good thing that last line was in there, otherwise I would never have known it was fake. Us polish people need help...

[Ssom]

Most of you AFer's would have an e-mail from me, please do take care, this one is worrying



*dyes his hair black* OH!!!! I get it, this is a joke:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: