Us guys have sexual needs.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.





Sorry if its a repost, but its new to me.

[Rally Sport]

Haha not only is it a repost BUT this was RECENTLY posted.. thats bad.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

For real? Dammit....

[Ralliart 3000gt]

yea like 3 days ago

[quteasabutton]

lol wow. that probably is the winner for most recent repost. it's funny how you say "us guys have sexual needs" like you didn't already make it perfectly clear to us women over the last thousand years that you had those needs. and us women need our beauty sleep. deal with it

[Broke_as_****]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

lol wow. that probably is the winner for most recent repost. it's funny how you say "us guys have sexual needs" like you didn't already make it perfectly clear to us women over the last thousand years that you had those needs. and us women need our beauty sleep. deal with it

Well, it all has to balance. Otherwise you end up like these guys:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/115142693.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/por/106597762.html

If the wife/girlfriend is working ten hour days to support the household or has three kids to herd then I can see how compromise is needed.

If her ass sits around all day: put out or get out.

[Rally Sport]

Well one of the things is that a woman's sexual drive just deminishes after they have a kid. Thats just the thing.

[Broke_as_****]

Then science needs to step in and fix that. We got a damn pill for everything you can imagine except an arrousal pill for women. There is no reason to stop having sex because you have been married for ten years or you have kids. How many times have we heard that couples that keep up a heathly sex life have better marriages?

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by Broke_as_****

Then science needs to step in and fix that. We got a damn pill for everything you can imagine except an arrousal pill for women. There is no reason to stop having sex because you have been married for ten years or you have kids. How many times have we heard that couples that keep up a heathly sex life have better marriages?

there is such a thing as viagra for women..don't ask how it works tho i have no idea it starts with a v but that's all i remember about it. i don't see how some women wouldn't want sex. well actually i can cuz after they have a kid their husband just sits around and gets fat and lazy while she takes care of the kid and cleans the house and cooks him dinner. it goes two ways boys. i'm never going to let myself go, it'd just be too depressing.

[Jet-Lee]

Oh Holy Fuck.

[turtlecrxsi]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

there is such a thing as viagra for women..don't ask how it works tho i have no idea it starts with a v but that's all i remember about it. i don't see how some women wouldn't want sex. well actually i can cuz after they have a kid their husband just sits around and gets fat and lazy while she takes care of the kid and cleans the house and cooks him dinner. it goes two ways boys. i'm never going to let myself go, it'd just be too depressing.

Actually, you're stereotyping. My best friend kicked his woman to the curb and got custody of his child because all she did for 2 years after the son was born was sit on her ass, watch tv or surf the internet and get fat. Meanwhile, my friend worked over 50 hours a week. Yet when he came home from work, she would bitch that it was his turn to watch the child. And she NEVER cleaned the place. Plus, the kid is behind in everything because she was too lazy to try to educate the child in basic things, like even potty training or speaking. Needless to say, the relationship/engagement was doomed and there was no sex life to speak of. Stereotyping is done sometimes in a good way though because I bet the judge took one look at her punk rock hairdo (whatever ugly color it was at the time) and lip piercings and immediately granted full custody to my friend.

[crayzayjay]

Deja-vu....