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07-12-2002, 06:06 AM
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Warning!!!
Subject: Liquor Warning
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you Are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. The Panda like's Jokes!!! :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
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07-12-2002, 06:32 AM
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 ...reminds me why i love to drink
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07-12-2002, 07:23 AM
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I almost miss drinking now :hehe:
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07-12-2002, 10:55 AM
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LMAO
if u spill one drop of a beer, IT'S ALCOHOL ABUSE......
I drink Only on the weekends.. when my car is parked up at home... Drink responsibly..........
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07-12-2002, 03:07 PM
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07-12-2002, 05:51 PM
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 Good ones panda.........I do miss drinkin, but I stopped when it became illegal (moved to america)  And there is a lot of humor to be found, just ignore threads started by curious!
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07-12-2002, 06:50 PM
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I know when I'm not wanted............... 
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07-12-2002, 08:27 PM
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don't be like that.At least your jokes are better than the pandas that he claims are yours:finger:
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Last edited by tazdev; 07-12-2002 at 09:27 PM.
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07-12-2002, 08:34 PM
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Hey, check out this link:
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/...r_warnings.swf Requires flash capability... If you like that, check out the rest of the stuff on his page (especially XIAO FIGHT 2) http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/site.html
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07-12-2002, 09:08 PM
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Drinking right now.:silly2:
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07-13-2002, 11:12 PM
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My biker buddy is drinking, DVS is drinking.... Tangie has to be at work at 8am only to drive 8 hours to Indiana right after.
No happy time for tangie... And Dammit, I was whispering!
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07-14-2002, 02:55 AM
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