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Old 07-10-2002, 11:56 PM
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You gotta get out

Statistical Findings:
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their
first date
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place
36% of the women favour nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes
46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual
relations
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the
office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of
having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in
the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of
the day.

Moral: Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good
will ever come of it!
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Old 07-11-2002, 12:36 AM
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haha thats good curious lol, where did u find these stats?
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Old 07-11-2002, 01:28 AM
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Damnit, I'm in the office late, and theres only fugly women around.
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Old 07-11-2002, 01:32 AM
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damn... hmm, maybe i should go to the office right now... oh wait, i'm unemployed
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Old 07-11-2002, 03:30 AM
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20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place

45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes

90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
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20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place

45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes

90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
Horray for me! But why did you repeat these Mr. T?

Is this what you would like to have?

j/k :silly2:
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Old 07-11-2002, 09:28 AM
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time to go camping!
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Old 07-11-2002, 11:08 AM
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Talking yeaAAAAAA

GOOD ONE<<< but i disagree with this one
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the
office

i had some experiences with my EX-girlfriends in their place of work( office)
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hmmm, my girlfriend and i had sex in the middle of the woods two weeks ago. it isn't really a good idea, we had a blanket and all but the ground was way uncomfotable and we ended up with many a bug bite when we were done (it is amazing how much you don't notice when going at it)
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looks at map, to see where nearest forest is


now where'd I keep all the campin gear :silly2:
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