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primera man · #1 08-13-2001, 01:53 AM

Read this in our paper tonight...

A local man was removed from a party in the weekend by police for being pissed/loud etc etc.
The police took him home to sober up and removed his car keys to stop him from driving.
After dropping him off and leaving the man got his spare key for his car and drive to the police station. He parked across the road from the station and yelled out that they are a bunch of arse holes etc etc.

He was arrested for drunk driving

What a dick head....you have got to wonder dont you ????

GOD · #2 08-13-2001, 01:57 AM

People are so damn STUPID ! :toothless

DVSNCYNIKL · #3 08-13-2001, 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by primera man
Read this in our paper tonight...

A local man was removed from a party in the weekend by police for being pissed/loud etc etc.
The police took him home to sober up and removed his car keys to stop him from driving.
After dropping him off and leaving the man got his spare key for his car and drive to the police station. He parked across the road from the station and yelled out that they are a bunch of arse holes etc etc.

He was arrested for drunk driving

What a dick head....you have got to wonder dont you ????

So how much were the fines and how many points on your license?

Lizard King · #4 08-13-2001, 02:08 PM

I bet you weren't very popular with that wife after that.

primera man · #5 08-13-2001, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

So how much were the fines and how many points on your license?

i may do so dumb things when im pissed but im not that stupid

:finger: :finger: ..lol

Moppie · #6 08-15-2001, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by primera man

i may do so dumb things when im pissed but im not that stupid

I think we need a poll on this!

What paper was it in? I havn't read a paper in several weeks, the Herald is total crap, the Sunday papers are even worse, and we dont get any of NZs other papers up here.

primera man · #7 08-15-2001, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by Moppie

I think we need a poll on this!

What paper was it in? I havn't read a paper in several weeks, the Herald is total crap, the Sunday papers are even worse, and we dont get any of NZs other papers up here.

In was in our local Evening Standard.

I didn't think you "dorklanders", new that there is more country south off the bombay hills :finger: :finger: :finger: ...LOL

Moppie · #8 08-15-2001, 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by primera man
I didn't think you "dorklanders", new that there is more country south off the bombay hills :finger: :finger: :finger: ...LOL

Thats because im not a Dorklander. I goto uni in Auckland, but im almost as close to Thames as I am to the city center. In fact at 9am I can be in Thames in less time than it takes me to get to the city.

Outside of rush hour traffic the citys about a 20min closer.

:smoka:

olds88 · #9 08-15-2001, 09:30 PM

hehehe funny i got a better one for u

back in the day i know thid guy whom was a avid drinker (f#%&ing dunk) any ways after sevral confilts with athuritys he was forbidin to drink by the state, (had a breathelizer in his house he had to breathin evry so often kinda like a teather). well from years of extream drinking it thined his blood out, when he was forced to stop his blood thickend and he got a clot in his leg. the clot was so bad his leg had to be removed. so living off the state he was living at home reverted back to his drunken self. one day (you wont belive this ) he decided to get blitzed and take his wheel chair out. well i dont know what got the cops attention but he ended up geting a DUI in his friggen wheel chair!!!!

when i heard about this i couldent help but feel sorry for the poor fuck, but it has to be the funniest shit i have ever heard

Porsche · #10 08-15-2001, 09:49 PM

DUI in a Wheelcair? LOL. Man, no offense but, you really need a spellchecker or something, It's like trying to read an immmigrant's attempt at English. I know it's probably hard for you though, I got a friend who is super smart but can't spell Cat.

olds88 · #11 08-15-2001, 10:27 PM

well its part spelling / crappy typing sorry

Jay! · #12 08-15-2001, 10:29 PM

The internet is a zen garden of typos.

Don't feel bad, olds88.

I'm super-anal about my posts. I've probably edited like 75% of them because of spelling or some dumb goof-up.

olds88 · #13 08-15-2001, 10:41 PM

no i admit to having many problems with grammer,spelling ect i just dont want to be known as the illiteret rambaling moron

i think i speled illiteret wrong

Jay! · #14 08-15-2001, 10:43 PM

AF used to have a spell check.

igor must have misplaced it.

YogsVR4 · #15 08-15-2001, 10:48 PM

Half the fun in reading some of the posts are the mispelled words. For instance I saw someone say hillaryass (hilarious) but all I could think of was "Thats the reason why Bill has all those bimbos. Hes getting none of that."

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