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07-09-2002, 06:32 PM
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Single female seeks.................
The following ad appeared in a Houston newspaper:
"SBF (single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship: Age and ethnicity unimportant. I am a young, svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I will be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I am yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy." The telephone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in 24 hours 
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07-09-2002, 06:52 PM
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They let animals advertise in the Singles colums???? Looks like there is some good hope for the Panda, should he ever need it.............
Still ROFLMAO :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
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07-09-2002, 07:18 PM
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Hahaha I was expecting it to be a cat.
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07-09-2002, 07:19 PM
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thats great! hahah...oi...still...sounds better than any lover i've had before
 Who needs love, have a pet!
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07-09-2002, 10:55 PM
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*lmao* I enjoyed that one all too much! I can just imagine the people they had calling in!
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07-09-2002, 11:54 PM
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omg thats freaking hilarious
i wonder if the guy who finally adopted it... well lets just say we hope the dawg is going to be "abused" too bad!
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07-10-2002, 08:22 AM
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*I know Rag's tried it out!!*
Brings a whole new meaning to dating outside your race.
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07-10-2002, 09:36 AM
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LMAO
what will they come up with next??lol:flash: :flash: :flash:
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07-10-2002, 01:06 PM
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I was thinking dog all the way. Sounds like one good bitch though!
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07-10-2002, 04:53 PM
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Quote:
 not really :finger: :finger:
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