Health concern

[tonioseven]

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man,
"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns
you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am
usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time,
I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?"
the lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why?"
"Oh that crazy old bastard," she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.

[sv650s]

........seriously tonio we need to contribute money to buy you a fan to dry your paint faster or buy you a tv

[BleedDodge]

Ever dumb, haha.

[Jet-Lee]

Originally Posted by sv650s

........seriously tonio we need to contribute money to buy you a fan to dry your paint faster or buy you a tv

Why? Most everyone enjoys his jokes.

[sv650s]

Originally Posted by Jet-Lee

Why? Most everyone enjoys his jokes.

just playin with him, when i sound like an asshole i'm actually trying to be funny

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by sv650s

........seriously tonio we need to contribute money to buy you a fan to dry your paint faster or buy you a tv

You can buy me a food dehydrator so I have less time to find these awe(ful)some jokes!

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by sv650s

just playin with him, when i sound like an asshole i'm actually trying to be funny

Notice how he said trying to be..

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