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03-23-2006, 06:50 PM
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Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding Captain Happy in his hand. "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the Breathalyzer again!" 
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03-23-2006, 06:53 PM
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Re: Ethel
Good Stuff
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03-23-2006, 07:12 PM
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Re: Ethel
Thats so wrong.
 
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03-23-2006, 07:44 PM
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Re: Ethel
hahahahahahah, keep em commin!
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03-23-2006, 08:06 PM
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Re: Ethel
omg thats terrible...ly funny!
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03-23-2006, 08:13 PM
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Re: Ethel
Haha, thats awesome.
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03-24-2006, 02:25 AM
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Re: Ethel
in a nursing home....aww man
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03-24-2006, 01:28 PM
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Re: Ethel
omg, wow thats funny
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03-24-2006, 03:50 PM
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Re: Ethel
now that is some funny ish. nice one!
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03-24-2006, 07:48 PM
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Re: Ethel
i hope i never become a crazy old lady like that lol but it is amusing
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03-24-2006, 07:50 PM
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Re: Ethel
 Tonio, that is a retake on the OLD blonde joke. 
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