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03-21-2006, 10:14 PM
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Lost wives...
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence! I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours." 
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03-21-2006, 10:17 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
Theres nothing funnier than two old guys double teaming a trophy wife.
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03-21-2006, 10:19 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
Sorry 27 sounds a little old for my tast.
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03-21-2006, 10:30 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
hsahahahahahahhsahHHHHHhahaH!h1h1h!1!!!!1!!!!!!
thats good stuff man!  !
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#6
03-21-2006, 10:34 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
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I actually am!! This MR-2 is giving me fits! It's probably gonna turn out alright but I needed a break from it!
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#7
03-21-2006, 10:38 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
lol, that's real good.
cheers to boredom 
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#8
03-21-2006, 10:56 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
laugh out loud
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#9
03-21-2006, 11:01 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
You stole that one from Tenacious D didn't you?
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03-22-2006, 12:11 AM
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Re: Lost wives...
hehe, tonio always amazes me.
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03-22-2006, 12:24 AM
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Re: Lost wives...
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03-22-2006, 12:53 AM
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Re: Lost wives...
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03-22-2006, 11:28 AM
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Re: Lost wives...
Haha. that was great.
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03-22-2006, 09:32 PM
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Re: Lost wives...
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off... but not really. it gave me a good chuckle, i had heard it before that's why but it's a good one.
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