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Old 07-06-2002, 10:26 PM
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Dumb arse...

Have you ever slammed your finger in a car door?
Think of that sweet sensation, and then multiply it by around… say a million.
That was my finger last night... (LH index)
Funnily enough, it didn't hurt straight away...
It was more like immediately... (Augh… maybe dieing…)
Bummer it wasn’t a car door though… (I wish)
Think guillotine…
Luckily the blade stopped halfway through the bone...
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What were you doing with your hand in a guillotine? OUCH!!

Once my brother slammed his own HEAD in the car door.
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Old 07-07-2002, 02:09 AM
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What were you doing with your hand in a guillotine? OUCH!!
Ha ha. Working...
I was cutting up a sheet of aluminium to make end plates for an aluminium radiator I was making at the time... To be honest it was my own fault. I guess lost concentration… rushing a little trying to make up time lost through running deliveries to other workshops earlier that day...
So, in my hast, I failed to observe basic safety procedures and pay attention to what I was doing…
Now I've got a sore finger... (Big time)
Realistically, I know I’m lucky I didn’t lose it…
Anyone else had that lovely F#ck-up Fairy bless him or her lately?
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Ouch man, bugger that!! It hurts enough opening my door with cold hands let alone that!
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lol

hahaha

u know what? i got my finger in the commodore doors!!

TWICE!!!

bloody, it hurt so badly, but i held back the painful scream because therre were chicks around!

LOL

after that!


ARGH!!!!!

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