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STATISTICS

The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

(Statistics courtesy of U.S Dept of Health Human Services)


Now think about this:

Guns
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million..)

Accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups - is 1,500.

The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

(Statistics courtesy of FBI)


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."


FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!


Out of concern for the public at large, we have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

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Re: Statistics

where'd you get these number from?
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Re: Statistics

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I thought it was funny.
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Re: Statistics

heard it already
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Re: Statistics

hahaha, thats great!
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Re: Statistics

that's entertaining. sounds like something that'd be on The Daily Show
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Re: Statistics

Been in my buddy's profile for a while now, but still amusing.
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Re: Statistics

Not only is that funny, but it is true. I saw that about a year ago and checked into it, the stats are correct and they came from the federal government. All deaths are reported eventualy to the feds.
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funny stuff1
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