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Old 07-04-2002, 05:34 PM
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Talking Womens logic.
A blonde woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman were traveling across
the country by jet.

Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and
announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and
a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself. "

The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her
makeup.

The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're
not going to a party! "

The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the
beautiful people first in a crash."

The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of
jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to
her mother as a gift.

The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you
doing?"

The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for
the rich people first."

The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties.

The other two women ask her what she is doing."I don't know where you
two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the
most important thing is finding the black box!"

Curious made the Panda do it!!!
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Re: Womens logic.
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Curious made the Panda do it!!!
Hmmmmm.....looks like a serious case of transference of sexual responsibility,doctor...I reccomend chemically suppressing his urges,and if that doesn't work.......










off with his dick!!!!
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seriously i dont get it?
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You see, it's....
like this, how can I word this, hmmmmmmmmmmmm, no I can't do it, someone help me out.................
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I deny all knowledge (again)

I did not make Panda post such material...

Panda is using Curious as an excuse....

BAD BAD PANDA
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Haha, funny stuff

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That was...






Interesting is as nice as I can be here.
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I'm with Ando_Rules. I don't really get the ending besides the fact the women is black?

Box!?! How does that fit in!?!
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Box!?! How does that fit in!?!

The words "fit" and "in" are you clues.
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The words "fit" and "in" are you clues.
find them a picture,Moppie but send it in a PM for God's sake!
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For some reason or another I feel that they might find it offensive.
Besides its much more fun letting them work it for themselves.

















Anyway, anyone else notice that this thread has an oxymoron for a title?
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Anyway, anyone else notice that this thread has an oxymoron for a title?
:smoka:
I had,but am far too fond of my gonads to be the first to mention it....
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interesting Panda :P
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Oh that is just.......no comment. :cwn27:












and I do get it..........................now
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