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Old 07-04-2002, 03:50 PM
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A blonde's car breaks down on the Highway # 412 one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the
vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their
coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway
occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up.


The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle
yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.


And she said...







"These are my emergency flashers!"
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Sad, so so sad...................

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Old 07-04-2002, 04:55 PM
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I am disappointed! I've seen you do better than that!
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well no offense but this joke doesnt make sense at all
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shee-esh...tough audience
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I hear rim shots
Wasn't it Artie Johnson who said, "INTERESTING BUT STUPID"!
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shee-esh...tough audience
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PMan shakes his head and leaves the thread....its that bad i think i should close it
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big groan....hmmmm shakes head and follows p-man out of the thread
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If it weren't for the imagery.......and if I were a mod....I wouldn't have even let it be posted!

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