I just can't win...

[tonioseven]

There just seems to be less and less appreciation for the sacrifices we males make....
My wife left me. I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was
not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but
the other day, when she came home from shopping and I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup, I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.

[blindside.AMG]

Actual LOL, nice.

[xviciousx]

[GForce957]

That was good hahah

[kicker1_solo]

oooo, and the ref takes a point away

[Rally Sport]

Haha thats awesome.

[TerminalVelocity]

[G-man422]

LOL, that is awesome!

[quteasabutton]

lol oh..yeah..men who think they're being clever like that with the ladies are the ones who end up sitting home alone friday and saturday nights wacking off.

[zx2guy]

thats a shame, think of all the beer you could have had... ok not that much, but still there shoulda been some kind of compromise.

[TerminalVelocity]

Just tell her, you can have beer, she can have makeup...but youll cut out some food.

You can buy guiness, its thick...its like your eating a meal when you drink!

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

lol oh..yeah..men who think they're being clever like that with the ladies are the ones who end up sitting home alone friday and saturday nights wacking off.

Or with a younger, better looking chick.

[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

Or with a younger, better looking chick.

[FlippiN.af]

good one, had me laughing.

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

i LOL'd