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03-12-2006, 10:06 PM
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Irish Poker
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?" They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me." Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife. "I'll go tell him." says Gallagher. 
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03-12-2006, 10:16 PM
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Re: Irish Poker
Haha, that's a pretty awesome joke.
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03-12-2006, 10:46 PM
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Re: Irish Poker
haha nice
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03-13-2006, 12:20 AM
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Re: Irish Poker
hehe, good call.
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03-13-2006, 01:14 AM
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Re: Irish Poker
niiice. lol
drink that guiness on st. patty's day!
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03-14-2006, 02:51 PM
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Re: Irish Poker
haha nice, gotta love them irishmen.
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