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Old 03-09-2006, 10:58 AM
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Masked man tells bank: ‘Just kidding’

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WILLISTON, N.D. - A man wearing a ski mask walked into a bank and demanded money, then told tellers, "just kidding," authorities said.

Ryan Wright, 20, surrendered to police Monday night, said Sgt. Mark Hanson, a Williston police detective. Wright was formally charged Tuesday.

Judge David Nelson set his bail at $1,000 and ordered Wright to stay away from alcohol and bars. A preliminary hearing was set for March 21, court officials said.

"He never showed a weapon, but the tellers got quite scared and concerned and thought the worst," Hanson said.

No customers were in the bank at the time of the Feb. 17 incident, he said. Wright then went about his banking business, taking some money from his checking account and then leaving.

If convicted, Wright faces up to five years in jail and a $5,000 fine.

"You don't walk into a bank with a ski mask and say, 'Give me all your money,'" Hanson said. "It's just like going on an airplane and saying you have a bomb."


This reminds me of that Chappelle's Show skit Zapped. Where he walked into the bank and one of the guards shot his buddies.
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This reminds me of that Chappelle's Show skit Zapped. Where he walked into the bank and one of the guards shot his buddies.
That was pretty funny
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:56 PM
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Ha ha ha....
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Re: a good April Fool's joke

haha stupid people..i wonder if he thought he'd get away with it since he never carried out an actual crime against the bank.
is anyone planning anything for an april fool's joke? i was thinking of telling my best friend who i'm sorta seeing sorta not that his best guy friend admitted to having feelings for me and now we're together. which he might believe cuz he knows his friend thinks i'm really hot. hehe i just hope he doesn't get pissed at me.
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LOL, Stupid.
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lol. Stupid is as stupid does.



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I wonder if he would have gotten arrested if all he would have done was walk in to the bank with the ski mask, and went up to the teller and say "Just kidding" instead of "Give me all your money"
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Re: a good April Fool's joke

lol, what an idiot
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I wonder if he would have gotten arrested if all he would have done was walk in to the bank with the ski mask, and went up to the teller and say "Just kidding" instead of "Give me all your money"
Probably not as bad.
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Probably not as bad.
yeah that would have been better
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Re: a good April Fool's joke

That was funny shit
But what Qute is thinking bout doing should be hilarious keep us updated with pics of his reaction if you go through with it.
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Re: a good April Fool's joke

haha what a moron

he could have gotten away with it if it was a cold day, and he just walked up to the counter very silently. And very slowly, leans in to the cashier, staring right into her eyes, and said "I'd like to withdraw some money from my account."
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Re: a good April Fool's joke

Stupid people make me laugh. A guy in my hometown just robbed a gas station. He made his getaway on a pink girls bike with the basket on it. He put the money he stole in the basket and the police found him because the bottom of the basket had a hole in it, and the police followed the trail of money to his house. Funny stuff
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Stupid people make me laugh. A guy in my hometown just robbed a gas station. He made his getaway on a pink girls bike with the basket on it. He put the money he stole in the basket and the police found him because the bottom of the basket had a hole in it, and the police followed the trail of money to his house. Funny stuff
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