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07-01-2002, 10:32 PM
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New Words for 2002
NEW WORDS FOR 2002
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. CUBE FARM An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. MOUSE POTATO The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. STRESS PUPPY A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney. XEROX SUBSIDY Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace. IRRITAINMENT Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. OHNOSECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. 
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07-02-2002, 12:42 AM
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Re: New Words for 2002
[quote]Originally posted by curious
[b]NEW WORDS FOR 2002 Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary: ASSMOSIS The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. See my other post, exactly what I mean by the new generation of supervisors, "YES MEN"! Good one, bahahahahahahahhahaha!
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07-02-2002, 01:57 AM
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Re: New Words for 2002
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1) Me :angel: 2) CNN :apuke: 3) My job when I leave work. 
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07-02-2002, 03:47 AM
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07-02-2002, 09:52 AM
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lol good ones curious, these r some funny stuff man lol, the mouse potato dats me
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07-02-2002, 10:06 AM
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YEAAAA!!!!
COPY...............PASTE....................SAVE.. ................PRINT...............
now it's time to place it in the office so my slackers would ge the damn job done.... thanxs man...!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-03-2002, 04:19 PM
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07-05-2002, 02:47 AM
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My boss is all the above
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