Holy Mother Of God No!!!!!

[Muscletang]

Dead or Alive the movie!?!

Based on Tecmo’s best-selling Dead or Alive videogame franchise, DEAD OR ALIVE is a live-action feature film that has been billed as a cross between Charlie’s Angels meets Enter The Dragon. The action adventure stars Jaime Pressly (Not Another Teen Movie), International pop star Holly Valance (soon appearing in National Lampoon’s Pledge This), Devon Aoki (Sin City, 2 Fast 2 Furious), Sarah Carter (Final Destination 2), Kane Kosugi (Godzilla: Final Wars), Natassia Malthe (Elektra), Matthew Marsden (Black Hawk Down) and Eric Roberts (National Security, Spun).

The shoot is taking place on location in The Yuzi Paradise, Guilin and in The Zhejiang Hengdian World Studios China for Impact Pictures, a subsidiary of Germany’s leading independent production and distribution company Constantin Film.

The ONLY thing that can save this movie is if it gets a XXX rating.



That's a start right there.

After the Mortal Kombat movies, Tomb Raiders, Resident Evils, DOOM, and many more to come, how many god aweful movies have to fail before Hollywood learns that we don't want them?

[BP2K2Max]

mmmmm, jamie pressly.

[nikita7]

Not the girl from 2F2F (Suki). She just doesn't look like an ass kicker. And look at their costumes ? Who came up with that concept ?

[allworld]

I thought the Resident Evil movies were pretty cool. The others sucked nuts. This looks retarded.

[FlippiN.af]

I'm going to see it just for the girls.

[driftinggrifter2]

Originally Posted by nikita7

Not the girl from 2F2F (Suki). She just doesn't look like an ass kicker. And look at their costumes ? Who came up with that concept ?

Suki was in SinCity did alright job in it, i guess.
I liked the Resident Evil movies and the first Tomb Raider I would still watch this one though to see how it turns out.

[TexasF355F1]

If they break into a full lesbianic sex orgy I'll see it. Since it won't

[FlippiN.af]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

If they break into a full lesbianic sex orgy I'll see it. Since it won't

You got to think about the Unrated DVD version.

[movin2stereo]

The problem with games gone Hollywood is that Hollywood never follows the game's storylines.This always results in crap.

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by movin2stereo

The problem with games gone Hollywood is that Hollywood never follows the game's storylines.This always results in crap.

Especially in RE where the characters have names of people in the game but they dont do or act like their game counterparts.. I just wish the first resident evil took place in a mansion.. and it showed Lisa, now that would've been scary as HELL

Anyway.. this movie looks like crap, the games were basicly crap, and it will probably have a sequel because of the chicks. Damn you hollywood and get rich quick schemes.

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

After the Mortal Kombat movies, Tomb Raiders, Resident Evils, DOOM, and many more to come, how many god aweful movies have to fail before Hollywood learns that we don't want them?

I agree so much!!

The major Hollywood studios ran out of good ideas 20 years ago. Since then they just re-hash old ideas (King Kong?? We knew how that ended back in 1938!!) or make sequel after sequel that suck (Star Wars!!)

Pretty much thwe only innovative interesting movies are indies, these days anyways.......................and even then they make gay shepherd love stories.........

[FlippiN.af]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

I agree so much!!

The major Hollywood studios ran out of good ideas 20 years ago. Since then they just re-hash old ideas (King Kong?? We knew how that ended back in 1938!!) or make sequel after sequel that suck (Star Wars!!)

Pretty much thwe only innovative interesting movies are indies, these days anyways.......................and even then they make gay shepherd love stories.........

So Star Wars sucks?
Hehehe...just never heard anyone say it before, except people who love Star Trek...