the man store

[ec437]

Somewhere in New York a store opened up on the corner that sold husbands. Now, this store was six stories tall and as you entered you saw a sign that read like this:

WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE
RULES:
you can enter the store only once.
every time you go up a floor, the men get better.
once you leave a floor to go to the next, you can't come back down.

On the first floor was a sign that read:

These men have jobs.

On the second floor there was a sign that read:

These men have jobs and love kids.

Third floor:

These men have jobs, love kids and are good looking.

4th floor:

These men have jobs, love kids, and are drop dead gorgeous.

5th floor:

These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, and celebrities.

And on the 6th floor:

There are no men on this floor. It exists simply to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for visiting the husband store.



Now, across the street, a WIFE store opened up. The rules for this store are exactly the same as the rules for the husband store.

On the first floor there was a sign that read:

These women love sex.

On the second floor:

These women love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

lol. Aint that the truth though.

[SLoe]

nice !!!!

[G-man422]

thats some funny stuff. lol.

[quteasabutton]

and further proof women are better at life than men. we make money by the second floor. by floor 6, you boys have yet to have any money mentioned. think you're going to get by on your looks? pff right..

[elementskater15]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

and further proof women are better at life than men. we make money by the second floor. by floor 6, you boys have yet to have any money mentioned. think you're going to get by on your looks? pff right..

Ahem, aren't you the one calling members of this board hot?

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by elementskater15

Ahem, aren't you the one calling members of this board hot?

which one? i've done it more than once lol and it doesn't matter anyways, women are still the more capable sex.

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

which one? i've done it more than once lol and it doesn't matter anyways, women are still the more capable sex.

..says the common lesbian

[quteasabutton]

i can't believe you just called me a lesbian. just because i think women are better doesn't make me a lesbian feminist.

[elementskater15]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

which one? i've done it more than once lol and it doesn't matter anyways, women are still the more capable sex.

The only one I can think of off the top of my head is KustmAce. But, come on! Who doesnt want to bang him? I'm with RS 92...says the common lesbian. Feminism is cute but its grown up time and the men are talking.

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

i can't believe you just called me a lesbian. just because i think women are better doesn't make me a lesbian feminist.

..Yes it does, but in reality no sex is better over another. While we have the superbowl you guys have.. periods.

[quteasabutton]

hah. periods suck but at least we don't have to worry about our body advertising to the world when we're horny.

[Rally Sport]

Yeah that does suck but some guys dont have such a problem.

[elementskater15]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

hah. periods suck but at least we don't have to worry about our body advertising to the world when we're horny.

At least we don't suffer from premature ejaculation...think about that one

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by elementskater15

At least we don't suffer from premature ejaculation...think about that one

what? i thought you were a guy. some guys have that problem. so saying "we don't" infers you're a girl..