Tell your getting pulled over stories here!

[EDMUND65]

I kno its dumb, but i like to read about when people get pulled over and how they get out of crap.... for instance:

it was me in my red talon doing 65 in a 30mph, my friend brad in his 01 red grand am doing about 62mph in a 30, and my friend nick doing 45 in the 30 in his ford ranger gunmetal gray pick up... my radar dector went off and i SLAMMEd on the brakes.... nick gets pulled over, remind you he is third in line, i was first, in his gunmetal gray ford ranger and gets a ticket...

so lets hear 'em!!!

[sganc4life_4]

I passed a cop doing 90 in a 55 and got pulled over, no ticket though, just a long ass talk about what would happen if I hit a deer.

[xavier3jr]

I was with my EX g/f one night and we had went to wal-mart(this was when i first got license has restricted couldn't drive after 6 pm) well it was 3 am....so we left outa wal-mart and she told me to go the wrong way then said NO GO THE OTHER WAY, so i started to go the other way and noticed this nice big ass pick-up truck headed right for me. So i kick it spin tires blah blah well next thing i know i see blue lights. Mind you 5 ppl in the car no seat belts...and some drugs.....(not dealing with that anymore btw) so he comes up and asks for license, registration, and proof of insurance well i had just got the car so no proof of insurance yet. So all in all he gave me a warning for 65 in a 30. and a 450 fine for not having proof of insurance but gave me 2 weeks to get it to the police station and he droped it.

[george536]

got pulled over 4 times, but the most interesting one was when i got pulled for racing. on the freeway racing a 350z, beat it and saw a highway patrol in the corner of my eye and braked hard. so hard that my front brake sparked, from what the patrol told me. lady highway patrol, she told me that she likes towing cars like mine, and blah blah blah, then gave me a warning and to stop trying to go faster than other cars

[XeVeNskyLiNE]

1st time I got pulled over for not having my liscence plate on my front bumper.

2nd time I got pulled over for not signalling a turn at a stop sign. Thing is, it was 2am and I just snuck my girlfriend out of her house. We stopped at a park for like a second because my girl and I were thinking about going to chill in the park for little, but we kept driving. She sees headlights in my mirror and immidiately says "Oh shit is that a cop?" and I look back, didn't see any lights on top because it was too far away. So I said "no I don't think so". Turn at a stop sign and the blues go off. Right now we're both have that 'oh fuck' mentality. She's 17 so its waaaaaaaay past legal curfew for her. So she was flipping out. Cop comes and asks for liscence and registration then says "You know this park is closed right?" and I tell him I'm lost, I'm trying to find my way back to so and so. He asked for proof of insurance and turns out my insurance was expired by like 4 days. Damn. So got ticketed for that and then he gave me directions to where I was trying to go (even though I knew perfectly how to get there). So I got off pretty lucky that time.

[Blackcrow64]

Wow... I have a zillion stories for this one... I'm gonna have to type them up tomorrow thought cause its gonna take me forever to type them all. lol

[ez1286]

Somehow i have never gotten a ticket... I drive like an idiot, I speed all the time and the speedometer doesn't even work in my eclipse!!! I race at every opportunity, and i have only been pulled over once and that was on my ghetto ass 89 honda accord. I do have one good story abut my brother (i was in the car) we went to taco bell and my brother (when his eclipse was working) kept flooring it and blowing off and he spun the tires several times. Then he passed two cars in a turn lane and passes two cars stiopped at a stop sign, he was going over 50 (this is a parking lot road and the speed limit was 15), after this we see two cops sitting in the parking lot near where we were. I'm like oh shit you're fucked! so he pulls in like 2 spots away from the cops and one pulls over near us. The cop comes up and says my bros eyes aren't responding to his flashlight so he says "so fuckin take me in and test me" he kind of ignored that and said something bout spinning the tires. My brother said something was wrong with the car and asked if he could go out and check it. the cop's like no just waite here, goes to his car (I'm thinking he's calling back-up and my brother is getting arrested) he comes back with a warning ticket!!! I was lke how the fuck did you get out of that!!! He had at least five tings to write a ticket for and gave you a warning!?!?! It was kinda log but thats my story (Aaron aka mexrocket was with us too)

[GTPSPEED]

one morning i was bored so i took the old gs up on the highway.as i am doing about 75mph a newer grand am passes me in the fast lane so i cut over and get behind him,well also noticed a bmw behind me but he was on my ass.so i moved to the next lane to let him get next to me so i could speed up well it kinda turned into a three way race not for long they both slow down and i pass them and sure thing right over the hill was a mass statie waiting.well he pulled out after me and pulled me over i look in the rear view and see the bmw right behind his patrol car(undercover).well he gives me a $360 ticket and off i go turn around at the next exit and im now on the other side of rt128 going south guess who i see in the fast lane baiting people,yep the beamer. mass state police suck

[nova1313]

65 in a 35. Wasn't paying attention and the speed changed for a period of two blocks as you go through balley, pa... Cop always sits i dealership but it was late at nigth and I was tired and forgot to slow down. No one was on the road but me.

Got me for violation of a traffic control device.

100 dollars. :/

[ned032002]

When I was 17, a buddy of mine and I were driving down a pretty boring road just minding our own bussiness when all of a sudden I see a car come flying around the corner in front of us. I said something like "holy shit that guy is flying" and as he passes me I see Sheriff written on the side and I look in my rear view mirror and I see brake lights, I instintly paniced and shot down the first road on my right and pulled into the first drive way i saw (turns out, upon further inspection it wasn't a driveway) and I turn off my lights. Well guess what he pulls in right behind me lights just going crazy. Well he walks up and asks for the usual licenese and registration and I give them to him and he says do you live here and I say of course, "no". Then he asks "then why did you pull in here?", I said "I'm turning around". He said "you turn off your headlights when you turn around?" At this moment I'm scared as hell for a couple of reasons, one I've never been pulled over...ever, two I wasn't even suppose to be driving because for anyone with a licence under the age of 18 must be off the roads by 9pm and it was like 1am. Not to mention that it was not my house I was pulled over at and the people were starring out the window, how embarassing. Well he comes back up to the window and says "you know your not suppose to be driving after 9pm?" and I'm like "no I didn't know that" (playing dumb is not the smartest of things to do). Well he was actually pretty cool about it, he then asked us what we were doing driving around at this time of night and if you all knew where I lived then driving around is the only thing to do, at least we weren't breaking shit at the local park. Well he basically told me to go home and park the car, and that he didn't want to see me out driving again that night. It turns out that I was also going 62 in a 45, that's why I got pulled over.

I had scheduled an inspection at my dads mechanic which is a long time friend of the family. Well this guy was one of those lick and stick kind of guys and I had my Tercel and it was due in October of 2003 to be inspected. Well he was out of stickers and he was waiting for the new year to come to turn and he would inspect my car the first bussiness day of the new year. We scheduled the appointment for 2pm on the first bussiness day of the new year (1/2/04). Well guess what I get pulled over on my way to getting the inspection done, at 1:52pm, fucking Murphy's Law. Well the dick head cop tells me that since I'm so over due that he can't let me go even though I told him "I'm on my way there, can't you follow me?" He says no and gives me a $100 fine. How fucked up is that, I go to court with the reciept from the mechanic and they wouldn't even listen to me. Also I had to get another reciept because my dog literally ate it because I left it on the table over night.

There Mike, giggle all you want!!!

[Gsx_hooptie]

I have none. I am a good kid. I have some good ones of when I was in the car, but not the one driving.

1) (2003) Getting strip searched in Tijuana after going down the wrong way trying to get back across the border. We were coming back from Senior Frogs and the strip club at 5am, all fucked up. My friend Alvin had nunchucks with him, and I had two stilettos (souvenirs which we were then told are felonies eqv. to a gun ). Another friend was allowed across the border to withdraw money to bribe the federales, which he hid up his ass. Better than spending the night in TJ jail. True story.
2) (2000) Driving with my friend Victor, an illegal alien without a license, when he runs from the cops and trashes the car. We were at the Fairmont sideshows.
3) (199?) My dad getting pulled out of the car and arrested for driving without a license, having no insurance, driving an unregistered car, having no seat belt, etc.

[scottsee]

I don't even wana go their...

[ned032002]

Liking the sig there hooptie.

[Talon69]

I was cruizing down the highway and a wrx pulled up next to me and he kept stepping on the gas so i downshifted at this time we are going like 90 mph sid by side, he steps on his gas and then i stepped on mine and started pulling hard from him got it up to about 120 mph and shut her down. 2 Miles down the road i have 3 state troopers comming after me and stopped me. No one ever got a radar on me just the wrx running with me had a idea what i was going, well come to find out that was a under cover cop i was racing at speeds of 120 mph . He radio ahead and they were waiting for me. I got really lucky i got it reduced to 86 mph since they did not get a solid radar on me. That happened a 1 1/2 years ago.

[defiancy]

I was doing 130 in a 65 in the cobra. But they only got me for 94 in a 65. Bastards.

This was just last week too.