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Old 02-20-2006, 09:32 PM
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Ok, searched for this already, didn't find anything If it was already posted I'll delete this thread.


Hope this guy stays in jail:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
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Interesting contract he made up.
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Wow. I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison! oohh the irony would just kill me!
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Thats pretty funny, they were making fun of him on a local radio show the other day. It never fails to amaze me how stupid people can be.
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Wow. I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison! oohh the irony would just kill me!

Maybe Bubba will draw up a contract of his own
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Wow. I hope he becomes someone's bitch in prison! oohh the irony would just kill me!
^Agree w/ that.^

Dudes got some issues.
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Maybe Bubba will draw up a contract of his own
I don't think that'll be necessary. I think Bubba just gets his way with this asshole whenever.
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fucked up, but funny
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that guy is the real Al Bundy.
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He should make his cell mate sign that contract
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wow thats fucked up
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well...at least he had the decency to wait until the kids go to bed...
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haha, he's gonna get accosted by a large inmate
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tell ya whatt I'll readf it whenn I wk up inn thew monminfg
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Rotf the GDBs have me cracking up.
"if you dont have enough GDBs to cover the loss i will tie you to the bed and do whatever i please" lololol
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