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06-25-2002, 05:47 PM
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one for th ewomen to enjoy :)
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce lobal competition, I can only grant you one wish. So... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for a good mate." The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that feckin' map!"
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06-25-2002, 05:57 PM
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hehehe :hehehe: Looks like you're on top form again today ragt20!
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06-25-2002, 06:00 PM
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Re: one for th ewomen to enjoy :)
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06-26-2002, 01:07 AM
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Re: Re: one for th ewomen to enjoy :)
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06-26-2002, 01:38 AM
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Re: Re: Re: one for th ewomen to enjoy :)
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I'm not the one who is married
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06-26-2002, 01:40 AM
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yes but i was smart i married a chef
(oooh and a masseus!!!) lol so if she asks me to cook... i ask if she wants to live! haha
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06-26-2002, 01:42 AM
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06-26-2002, 01:44 AM
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"Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm." Interpret as you like.  AIM: RbeccaBrown Taranaki: "roses are wonderful plants,but they do attract parasites...and the harder you cut them back,the stronger they return.They smell sweet,their faces are soft and pretty,and they can defend themselves with sharp thorns where neccesary....but left untended,and without support,a simple gust of wind can leave them shattered....but not forever....the roots of the rose are strong,cut the wood back,and it will always bloom again."
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06-26-2002, 01:45 AM
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hehe.... only problem is i get stuck changing nappies and bathing the skinned chiwawa! (err aka Linkin)
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06-26-2002, 01:49 AM
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hence one of the reasons I don't want kids.
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06-26-2002, 01:52 AM
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nah he's great... just not when he throws up in the car! oooooh i hate that!!! but hey... he's cute... i think
haha
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06-26-2002, 01:54 AM
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nah it's all good dude.
At the moment I just think it's a long time before I want a kid (indefinite). Maybe in the future that will change. But I'm not sure the world wants another me running around.
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06-26-2002, 06:54 AM
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haha lol Rag that is sooo funny man good one
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06-26-2002, 04:57 PM
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06-26-2002, 05:20 PM
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