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02-14-2006, 02:28 PM
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Since it's Valentine's Day...
I think we did this last year but oh well we'll do it again. Lets make up some nice little poems for our loved ones.
There is only one rule, it must start with "roses are red" I'll got first. Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head Roses are red Green is the grass I love everything about you Especially your ass Roses are red Violets are blue I'd really like To get inside of you Roses are red Violets are green I really love your legs But really what's in between Alright, lets see if anybody can come up with something as funny.
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02-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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Re: Since it's Valentine's Day...
Roses are red
Violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!!!!!
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02-14-2006, 02:40 PM
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Re: Since it's Valentine's Day...
Roses are red
Violets are blue God made me pretty But wat happend to you?! Roses are red Violets are blue A Kipper's a fish That smells like you Lets not despair Lets live in hope That one day you'll discover soap!
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02-14-2006, 02:42 PM
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Re: Since it's Valentine's Day...
Roses are red
Violets are blue You haven't given me head yet so f**k you!
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02-14-2006, 03:00 PM
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Re: Since it's Valentine's Day...
I posted a bunch in my forum earlier.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...96127&page=395 Post #5914
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