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I found these hilarious newspaper headlines that basically state the obvious, they are well funny. What do you think?
  1. If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
  2. War dims hope for peace
  3. Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
  4. Cold wave linked to temperatures
  5. Child's death ruins couple's holiday
  6. Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
  7. Man is fatally slain
  8. Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
  9. Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:59 PM
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Duh.
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TORNADO RIPS THROUGH CEMETRY; HUNDREDS DEAD
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FlippiN has a sense of humour!
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Re: Obvious Newspaper Headlines
here are some more headlines, they're not obvious ones; just funny.
  • Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
  • Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
  • House passes gas tax onto senate
  • Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
  • Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
  • William Kelly was fed secretary
  • Milk drinkers are turning to powder
  • Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
  • Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
  • Farmer bill dies in house
  • Iraqi head seeks arms
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This was on a sign in front of a cemetery near my house:


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I never knew cutting grass was such a depressing job!
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Re: Obvious Newspaper Headlines
Farmer Bill is my favorite
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All Bow Down To Farmer Bill!
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I like number 6 in the first post.
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Classic stuff like this comes around about once a year.













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Re: Obvious Newspaper Headlines
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This was on a sign in front of a cemetery near my house:


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CONSOLERS


I never knew cutting grass was such a depressing job!
there was a headline in the local paper here that had a picture of a cemetary and you could see a road sign in the corner of the pic that said "dead end". i thought it was kinda funny.
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