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#1
06-24-2002, 09:07 AM
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Evening Jokes (18+ warning)
An Italian, a frenchman and an Aussie were sitting in a bar bragging about their love-making abilities.
The Frenchman starts by telling them how he makes love to his wife. "First i take ze bottle of Champagne, pour it all over my lovely wife's body and lick it all up. She enjoys it so much her body rises up from ze bed in sheer pleasure". The Italian is next. "First i take-a de bottle of Vino, pour it all over my lovely wife's body and lick it all up. She enjoys it so much her body rises up from de bed in sheer pleasure". The Aussie is unimpressed. "Bah !! You guys are bloody amateurs !!. When i finish playing hide the salami, i wipe me dick on the curtains and my wife bloody well HITS THE ROOF" !! 
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06-24-2002, 09:09 AM
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs this time and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits? Bush turns to Powell, punches Powell on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Arabs!"
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06-24-2002, 09:18 AM
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage
of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, "I'm sorry, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married." "Why not," laughs the man. "Good," she replies. "Get your own fúcking blanket."
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#4
06-24-2002, 09:20 AM
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ROTFLMAO at that 2nd one
 
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#5
06-24-2002, 10:59 AM
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Second and third one are hilarious!!!
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06-24-2002, 03:12 PM
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Ahhh...............
Sometime's truth is stranger then fiction. The Panda like's a good laugh!!! :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe:
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06-24-2002, 03:52 PM
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I LOVE the third one!
:hehe:  :hehehe:
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06-24-2002, 05:26 PM
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Hahaha very good! :hehehe: :hehehe:
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#12
06-24-2002, 06:56 PM
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hahaha lol
the second one was the best then the frist then the thrid lol
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06-24-2002, 09:47 PM
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boo !!!
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#14
06-24-2002, 10:06 PM
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Quote:
Funny jokes!
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