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#1
06-23-2002, 07:12 PM
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Today...
Today I was sitting around and found out that an ant was crawling on my finger. After I looked at it for a while, I told the ant to bite me, bite me hard and for a while. As the ant shook his head at me, he bit down really hard for about 4 seconds.
So now guy's and gals, tomarrow I will be Antman. I will wake up, no longer have Moobs and be all ripped of sexxxy muscle. I'll fight crimes and kill all bad-superheroes. I will...I will protect you, that is a promise I shall keep... 
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06-23-2002, 11:19 PM
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well tomorrow i was with my friend. we started joking around and she bit me. i turned into HUMANMAN!
i wont protect you since my superpowers consist of watching tv and sleeping. so i'll call for Anty by using a big spotlight of a mosquito that i will shine into the sky during th day so he can come crawling into to make a daring rescue.
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06-23-2002, 11:28 PM
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Re: Today...
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06-23-2002, 11:33 PM
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I got bit by one of those "spruce beetles" (I dont know the correct name) today. Scared the living $hit out of me when I first saw it, (I screamed like a little pussy) then it hurt like a mofo cause it bit me b4 I could get rid of it., so I shook it onto the ground and stomped it good.
Man I hate those things 
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06-24-2002, 12:46 AM
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hate ants...........
I hate ants!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why couldn't you have been bitten by a Mustang, then I would really admire your super powers over the lowly Chevy guys!
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06-24-2002, 12:50 AM
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Re: Today...
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06-24-2002, 02:27 AM
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[political voice] Whoa...people...calm down...Antman can't answer so many questions in a short period of time....we have problems in the city and they need to be fixed.
My damn arch-enemy is Spiderman and Batman. Those damn asswholes always think they are so much better with the signals and webs coming out all over the place...WELL DAMN THEM, I BIT PEOPLE!!!! And those people who have been biten will become one of the wounded and possibly death occuring injury of my venom. < Yes I have venom. I hope everyone will sleep tight tonight as I will be watching over the city and your homes. Good night and God bless the World.
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06-24-2002, 05:21 AM
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Re: Today...
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06-24-2002, 07:55 AM
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Re: Re: Today...
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 or a big can of Doom ant spray
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06-24-2002, 09:32 AM
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Re: Today...
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j/k
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06-24-2002, 10:58 AM
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Re: Re: Today...
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*Walk away from the light!!*
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06-24-2002, 04:06 PM
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Re: Re: Today...
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You want to be my nemesis then go ahead. But I must warn you, if you try anything I can't do, I will eventually curl up, play dead....and then BAMMMMMMMM come out and kill you...I'll bite your head off, cuz when I get pissed I rise to an outstanding height of 8'9". So come get your DAMN name back.... :bandit: Also, me no smoke. And me like light.
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