Everything Has A Gender

['97ventureowner]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[knorwj]

oh man I liked this one haha.

[YogsVR4]

[FlippiN.af]

Wow, hammers have a gender. Who knew?

[mike1224]

hahhaa good ones

[clawhammer]

What gender is AF?

[elementskater15]

computer-female; likes to be touched and doesnt mind me cranking one out in front of it
.................dirty whore

[directory]

Originally Posted by elementskater15

computer-female likes to be touched and doesnt mind me cranking one out in front of it
.................dirty whore

and used by hundreds like this!

[sv650s]

Originally Posted by clawhammer

What gender is AF?

probably something like a transvestite, both guys and girls can't get enough of it

[elementskater15]

my car-female; always has people in and out of it, and you gotta work the stick just right to get 'er purrin'

...another whore

[xviciousx]

damn your slutty car

[vinnym86]

lmao, those were good. i like the copier and the subway one.

[beef_bourito]

af is a woman because i love it.

my truck's a female. fun to ride when it's got a light load in the back, a hassle when it's full. plus it can take a mean pounding.

[xviciousx]

My car is definately a woman. No matter how much I buy and put into it, the service engine soon light always comes back on within a week of buying it new things.