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02-02-2006, 01:09 PM
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Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
Well boys and girls, I found the cheapest way to add horsepower to your car. After just one bottle, you're guaranteed to run 12s.
 Just paypal me $14.99 for each bottle.
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires 
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02-02-2006, 01:25 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
simply amazing
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02-02-2006, 01:34 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
wow. Performance wax. Now we have a new thing to say when someone comes in here with no knowledge of cars and asks how to make it fast
1) performance wax- the car is so clean that it actually blinds the person racing you, therefore you get his pinks and street cred 2)blinker fluid - a secret term for performance oils 3)muffler bearings - increases the speed of the muffler, thus adding power 4) power steering fluid - one of the performance oils 5) solar powered neons- add hp in the day 6) spinner wheels- reduce drag anymore that should be included?
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02-02-2006, 01:36 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
True testimony from satisfied customer:
I never though it could be so easy! WOW, Im amazed at how effective this stuff is. I was at the track and this guy walks up to me and says " I know you, your Musashi" I say "yeah" he says "Im clawhammer, here drop this in and you'll run 12s" I tried it and it worked! disclaimer: Musashi is not a payed actor, his testimony was taken of his free will after Clawhammer made him down two 12 packs of Bud and a bottle of the Captian! void where prohibited, not availabe in Canada or Mexico.
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02-02-2006, 01:45 PM
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2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires
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02-02-2006, 02:24 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
what about the added type-r emblem that gives you 200 hp? diddnt you momma tell you about that one?
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2008 Mazda 6 ATX 2.3 Liters of Slowness For those 9 seconds it takes me to reach 60mph, will be the most fun ill have in this car.
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02-02-2006, 02:49 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
The turbonator is much more worth it than that stuff. Trust me I know...
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02-02-2006, 03:57 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
Flux capacitor only works in a delorean. They got the required speed down to 35, before there was major time travel lag, kicked in the upper 80's
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02-02-2006, 04:33 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
Don't forget decals! Having a sticker on your car is as good as having the actual mod!
 Need a new exhaust? Borla doesn't just sell performance exhaust systems; they sell stickers, too!Don't want to pay a bunch of cash for a real tuned suspension? Slap on an Eibach decal--maybe even one that says "Tein"! And no one wants to go without advertising the company that made their floormats!!! for all these fine products call: 1-800-DUMBASS CALL TODAY!!! 
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02-02-2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
priceless.
On a related note, back when I detailed, we were payed by pro-rated jobs, so we would cut corners where we could. If a car was relatively smooth, sometimes I wouldn't bother claying it with my claybar. One assistant manager (read: moron) caught on. Obviously, they felt 100s of cars a day, so they could tell the difference by touch...but to the average guy that just bought the car, the difference wasn't noticeable if the car had been just been washed and waxed. Anyway, one day after he caught me cutting this particular corner, and as I was now in the process of claying it "correctly", he proceeded to tell me that it did make a difference...a difference in AERODYNAMICS. And that the remaining raildust on the car could interfere with it's aerodynamics and therefore gas mileage. I KID YOU NOT!
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96 3000gt vr4 -K&N FIPK -Proboost mbc -Cusco front + rear strut bars -Greddy type-s -ATR downpipe -no cats -15Gs, 3sx aluminum pulley, FMIC, SAFC, walboro pump, EVO 560ccs, and Meth Injection Kit all waiting to go in shortly. Your 1996 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 is the 92nd out of the 315 that were made that year. Only 21 of which are exactly identical.
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02-02-2006, 11:53 PM
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Re: Cheapest way to add HP to your car. Guaranteed
lol...a reason for me to buy a bar.....sig material....
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2008 Mazda 6 ATX 2.3 Liters of Slowness For those 9 seconds it takes me to reach 60mph, will be the most fun ill have in this car.
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02-03-2006, 12:01 AM
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02-03-2006, 03:04 AM
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