Honey? The truck is broke!!!

[nickledimed]

My wife came home one day from the grocrey store and said that the Blazer wouldnt go faster than 25 mph and that when she went around a corner the steering was jumpy. I told her...OMG!!!!! its shot!!!! "its the only vehicle we have mind you"....so she gets all worked up and I tell her, honey? when you reached up to put the truck in gear you hit the 4X4 button on the dash with your knuckle.....I got the biggest kick out of that.....but it was a good thing she didnt burn up the tany or transfer case....but this is also a woman that was running around the house looking for the cell phone while it is ringing and vibrating in her front pocket...lmao....I love my wife...she can be so dingy somethimes.....how else do you think I got her to marry me.

[XPC2004]

That's just as funny as a next dor neighbour of mine...

Early January here in Ontario, lotsa wet snow, ice, nice stuff for a drive. Go out to shovel the driveway... hear tires spining and some bitchn and complaining.. look over the hedge (like a lil gopher), see the next door neighbour in her 96 Blazer tryin to back out of the driveway... slipping and sliding.. She stops, gets out, and asks me if I could help, surely... I said, go get your husband and we can push it out for you.. she goes, you would, thanks, you're a doll.. I smile, she goes in, gets her husband... she sees her Balzer on the side of the road warming up, and me half way done my driveway.. I looked up, and said, wow, you're truck's a 4x4 like mine. nice!
yurp... nice... (grinned and kept shoveling) hee hee... I would have felt better if she drove a Jimmy and not a blazer...