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Old 01-28-2006, 05:25 PM
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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolman's ball."

He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book and left. She laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.





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pa tuk ch!
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:34 PM
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OLD!!!!!!
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If I was a young woman I would try that.
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kinda funny, not sure if that would work tho
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i'll keep that one in mind for next time hehehe
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but still
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that sucks...
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HEY,......You ALL suck!!
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HEY,......You ALL suck!!
pff nuh uh, you do! *i win the award for most mature*
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pff nuh uh, you do! *i win the award for most mature*
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I think we can agree, that I'm the most mature ya !!! 'Cause you all suck and I'm rubber and you're glue so whatever you say to me bounces off and sticks to you!!! ha!!!
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