SRT4 gets owned. hard. (honda troll then gets banned)

[honda troll]

We all have days when we sometimes bite off more than we can chew, whether it be a race with a car, or an argument we know we can't win. But sometimes, it's even funnier when you watch someone else putting their size 10 in their mouth. That would be the case tonight.

There isn't really anything I can say about the SRT4 that hasn't already been said. I'm sure many of you know I can't stand those f*cking pieces of sh*t. I think my reason for that is two-fold. First, it contributes to the 1/4 mile mentality this country has. Particularly because this car can be afforded by young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. And considering, compared to cars in its class, the car can't handle for crap on a road course or auto-x, it's real purpose is straightline speed. Cheap and easy. Kind of like a 2 dollar whore.

My second reason is the fact that just about everyone I've come across that owns one, seems to think it's God's gift to young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. These are the kids who have seen way too much fast and furious, never mind the fact that even TFNTF said the neon was too crappy to put in their movie.

Anyways, I'm getting off track, and I could probably write forever on the faults and crappyness of that car, but let's get onto the ownage.

While driving on the freeway, an SRT4 came flying up an on ramp, and cut into traffic like a dumb b*tch. Meanwhile I had a Honda Odyssey go flying past me pretty good in the left lane, only to get hung up by traffic. I know you're wondering WTF are you talking about, but you'll see where the worlds collide in a second.

The SRT4 makes his way to the middle lane, and then once again, pulls a b*tch move and cuts off the minivan. I move in behind the minivan, and they pick up speed to about 75mph. I'm sorta following them through traffic for a bit, and we get up to a highway split. Both cars go the same way I do. And that's when it happens.

With no traffic ahead, the minivan moves over to the right lane, next to the SRT4. The SRT4 downshifts, and starts doing that jerking thing where he taps the throttle. The kid then extends his arm and gives a nice big finger to the minivan, and he floors it. And so does the minivan. It's at that point, that the SRT4 gets skewered like a f*cking pig. Owned harder than Peyton Manning in every post-season he's ever played. The minivan BURIES the SRT4. It's the fastest flipping minivan I have ever seen personally in my life. This thing took off like an LS1 on speed, leaving the butt hurt SRT4 way in its wake.

Sometimes when you play with the bull, you get the horns.

[lickem]

you sure it was an srt4?

[-Jayson-]

yeah cause i know they make an SXT that has Dual exhaust, the wing, and a 15 inch version of the SRt4 rims.

If it was an srt4, i really want to know what was done to that minivan

[Drifty]

1st off Odesseys are 15 sec vans so they'll Prolly Bury You buddy.
2nd that's Karma for ya buddy
3rd. there is no need to call and SRT-4 a Piece of shit.. and just for the record I CAN AutoX my SRT-4 so before passing judgement on a car you should pass judgement on its driver.

[BP2K2Max]

i notice a lot of S2000 drivers like to pull the "holier than thou" act a lot. as if the S2000 had no shortcomings. *cough* 150 lbs of tq *cough*

[Gotian]

so drifty that means my odessey can beat you, lets go test it, i'll turn the traction off.

[Musashi3000GT]

Sounds like Matt should band this geek!

btw your post was completely wrong dude. the SRT-4 is an excellent car in the autoX, it rules the drag strip and owns in the time attack. It even beat Evos and STIs in the american rally. thats right hommie FWD killed a couple of AWD overpriced 4-bangers.

its the best car in its class, so much that no other car in its class can even touch it at any level of compettition. It has to go fight with bigger cars like the CamaroZ28, Mustang GT, Evos, STIs, 350Z, ect...
so where you get you info is beyond me. You give all honda drivers a bad name! (and they still wonder why we all hate hondas!)

that car was NOT an SRT-4 just and SXT with the SRT visual package (look it up at www.dodge.com)

[Darklancer]

Yeah I second what Musashi said!!

[GForce957]

He sounds kinda like that dude who got banned earlier who thought his grand am was the shit. Digital quirk i think

[Slowprocess]

209 is going to love this post!!!

[TheStang00]

ignorance is bliss.

hey buddy, whens the last time anything but straight line speed mattered in a street race. this isnt F&F like you might want it to be. get off your high horse. apparently with your other posts ovals are straight. its the same fucking thing as a road course, has straights and corners, and every track is different.

so i hope you have fun street racing your s2k around corners, next time why dont you use your massive torque to get some oversteer and spin into a river.

[BlackGT2000]

He's just mad because he spent more and got smoked by a SRT4.

[Musashi3000GT]

^exactly what I was thinking!

[AWP9521]

Originally Posted by -Jayson-

yeah cause i know they make an SXT that has Dual exhaust, the wing, and a 15 inch version of the SRt4 rims.

If it was an srt4, i really want to know what was done to that minivan

I agree, it had to be an SXT. Even with one of those I still would be wondering about what that minivan had. But a minivan pulling away from even a stock SRT4? That minivan would have some very serious mods done to it for that to happen.

[honda troll]

Originally Posted by Drifty

1st off Odesseys are 15 sec vans so they'll Prolly Bury You buddy.
2nd that's Karma for ya buddy
3rd. there is no need to call and SRT-4 a Piece of shit.. and just for the record I CAN AutoX my SRT-4 so before passing judgement on a car you should pass judgement on its driver.

it was a modded minivan. FI i'd imagine. ever seen the 12 second caravan club?

you may be able to auto-x your SRT4, but get against any decent drivers in D-stock, and you won't be finding yourself on the podium.