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06-16-2002, 02:09 AM
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Dining out with Microsoft!!!
Microsoft Restaurant:
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check. Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. Waiter leaves. Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day .................................... $5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ........ $2.50 Access to support .................................. $1.00 The Panda hates Microsoft!!!
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06-16-2002, 02:33 AM
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Oh goodness
 And then you all wonder why I go Mac and order the Club Sandwich.... 
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06-16-2002, 03:21 AM
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Re: Dining out with Microsoft!!!
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06-16-2002, 03:22 AM
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Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Mac, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's no chicken in my club sandwhich Waiter: Im sorry sir, but our club sandwhich does not surport chicken Patron: Well what about the tomamto? Waiter: Agian sir, Im sorry, it dosnt surport tomato either Patron: Well at least theres cheese, but god its AWFUL! Waiter: Yes sir, its the only cheese we could find that would work. Patron: Well what are you going to do about it? Waiter: Well sir we're working on a new club sandwhich Patron: I hope so, what will be in it? Waiter: You want something in it sir? oh. We were just going to cut the bread into a differnt pattern, and display it on a pastel coloured plate.
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06-16-2002, 03:58 AM
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06-16-2002, 11:11 AM
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haha Panda that was damn funny and so was yours Moppie, mna u people r hilarious
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06-16-2002, 06:52 PM
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Hehe would ya look at that! The Panda’s started a thread!!
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06-16-2002, 07:11 PM
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06-16-2002, 10:03 PM
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06-16-2002, 10:28 PM
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Ive read one quite similar to the one you "made up"
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06-16-2002, 10:38 PM
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Then they stole my idea! and I want it back!! 
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he started heaps yesterday:frog:
