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06-16-2002, 01:56 AM
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A Speeding Excuse!!
A Speeding Excuse
A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. The Panda made me say it!!!
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06-16-2002, 02:19 AM
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Still cute, but a repost
 Try again, cutie-bear.
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06-16-2002, 02:14 PM
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hehe its kinda funny lol
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06-16-2002, 06:16 PM
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it's funny:hehehe:
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