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#1
06-14-2002, 03:05 AM
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Pretty Good Joke I Just Heard...
A married couple are sitting in their front room as the wife notices a tear coming down the man's face.
She says, "Dear what's wrong?" He replies, " You remember when we first started dating and your dad found us fucking in my car?" She says, "Yeah, why?" He replies, "Well you remember what happened next?" She says, "Yes" He replies, "He put a shotgun to my face and said marry my daughter or go to jail." She says, "So what's wrong?" He replies, "I would have gotten out today" :bandit: 
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06-14-2002, 04:47 AM
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yep...and ive been crying ever day since then
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06-14-2002, 06:48 AM
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*GUULPP*
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06-15-2002, 09:17 PM
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NOT FUNNY
well, okay, it would be so long as it never happens to me.
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06-16-2002, 03:36 PM
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haha thats hilarious man, nice
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06-17-2002, 12:27 PM
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DAMNNNN!!!!!!!
that $hit was funny......OMG had me rolling on the floor laughing.... Good One ... check this one out...
3 guys were stuck on a desserted Island...( Mike, Dave and BOB. ) Mike was at the shore when he noticed a bottle . so he picked it up and went to show Dave and Bob.. So Mike began to rub on this bottle.. all of a sudden and Geneni came out.. When the Geneni came out... he said that who ever rubbed on the bottle i can grant 3 wishes to.. since there was 3 guys the geneni decided to grant them 1 wish each. Mike decided to go first.. Mike said that he wished to go home and see his girl, and make love to her for all the days passed since he been stranded.. So the Geneni clicked his fingers and .. Poof... Mike was gone. Dave went next he wished that he can go home and See his wife and kids.. that he missed so much... So the Geneni Clicked his fingers again and Poof.... Dave was gone. Then Bob went last on the final wish left.... Bob said to the Geneni "Man i don't have a Girlfriend and i don't have Wife or kids.. Damn i'm so lonely i wish those guys were back here with me.." HAHAHAHAHA!
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06-17-2002, 12:31 PM
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Aw!!! That's so mean!
 I'd cry if I got sent back to that island b/c of that guy!
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#10
06-17-2002, 03:16 PM
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haha that bob guy is so dumb lol he could have just wished for a girl lol
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06-17-2002, 04:44 PM
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Now that's just nasty!
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06-18-2002, 07:44 PM
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hehe, funny:bandit: :smoka: :smoker2: :ylsuper
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